How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one-men will screw anything;)
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to hold the bulb, and the other 4 to turn her around!
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? What impels you to ask that question?
How many light bulbs does it take to unscrew a woman? None!
Um, I'm running out! Ok one more:
A bit of a different joke that involves a light bulb-what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You could unscrew the light bulb! ;)Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?Q: how many dragon ball z characters does it take to change a lightbulb????
A: just one but it takes 40 episodes!!! lololololol
someone told me that yesterday I almost died! you have to watch to know what i mean.Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?yes I like this one. It is an American joke as being told in Poland.... ok... How many americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
One.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?How many policemen takes to screw a lightbulb?
6.
1 goes to the switch to turn the lightbulb off.
1 gets on a table and holds the lightbulb .
And the other 4 rotate the table!lolololololololololGot a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?how many blondes does it take to turn a light bulb?
five
four for every direction aorund the bulb
and one to actually hold the bulb!!!!!!!!!!!Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?how many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
6
1. to think about why the light went out in the 1st place
1. to work out whether the light existed in the 1st place
1. to decide whether it is worth putting in a new lightbulb... when it may not even exist
and 3. to stand there making useless comments about the whole existence of the room they are in and the matter surrounding them!
oh, and maybe an extra one to run to get help from someone who is in their right state of mind and is able to fix the lightbulb so that the philosophers are not standing there, wondering, in the dark...Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it has to really want to change!Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?no
