Monday, September 19, 2011

On average how much does it cost NHS hospital maintenance to change a lightbulb?

no lightbulb joke punchlines please....!On average how much does it cost NHS hospital maintenance to change a lightbulb?Without going into great detail on labour costs admin etc



about 250On average how much does it cost NHS hospital maintenance to change a lightbulb?lolOn average how much does it cost NHS hospital maintenance to change a lightbulb?5.58 + VATOn average how much does it cost NHS hospital maintenance to change a lightbulb?Whaddya mean, 'no light bulb punchlines?'

You mean this is a serious question?!On average how much does it cost NHS hospital maintenance to change a lightbulb?Probably a lot more than it should.On average how much does it cost NHS hospital maintenance to change a lightbulb?Not sure probably quite a lot, its not just putting a new one in, its noticing its duff, getting a ladder, climbing up it, removing and cleaning the shade, replacing the bulb, putting the ladder away. So if you get any high values take the complete picture into account.On average how much does it cost NHS hospital maintenance to change a lightbulb?The labour is generally costed at the minimum wage, but the admin that is required to make it happen would make Gordon Brown red.On average how much does it cost NHS hospital maintenance to change a lightbulb?Too much - i'll do you a quote.



Actual cost



One lightbulb 0.13p

One maintenence man 1.00 for five minutes work (12.00 an hour)

Ladders from the back of Dave's van.

Total 1.13



Cost to NHS



One lightbulb 39.99

Four maintenence men 147.20 (for one hour at 36.80 per hour)

Ladder hire 27.99 from local hire company



Total 215.18

Profit 214.05



Sounds reasonable - i think i'm in the wrong job.On average how much does it cost NHS hospital maintenance to change a lightbulb?Are you being serious? I thought this was a joke! LOL