1. Me.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?none, the Light of God is eternalHow many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?2,One to change it,The other to say it was a %26quot;miracle %26quot; from %26quot;god%26quot;.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?12,
One to get the dangerous cult leader who preached peace crucified,
One to hold the lightbulb in place,
10 to lift the house up and spin it around.
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?none.
people just create a mythology about it 160 years later.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?12 but Jesus has to lead them to the light.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?7683456437856478526.2How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?OVER 9000How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?The same amount of of apostles as angels can dance on the head of a pin.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?Just one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?My friend....
that's blasphemous.
(I don't worship them as gods, but my God did choose them to lead his kingdom, so making them seem stupid in a joke to me is calling my God stupid for picking them to spread him to the world.)How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?None.
God will change it for them.
=]How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?None. Jesus is the Light and he doesn't need any help in that area.
Now spreading the Light, he needs everyone.
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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None.
They all believe there is no lightbulb - it doesn't existHow many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?2 and 1 pair of pants for the one on the ladder.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?. . . . . .
How come God doesn't change my lightbulbs, then?How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?none jesus can do itHow many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?Don't quit your day job, you aren't a stand-up commic.
Answer - none, they didn't have lightbulbs in Biblical times. Duh?
