as i asked my wife once and she smashed the new one on my head..most inventive answer gets 10How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They act like they don檛 even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out! And once they figured it out they wouldn檛 even be able to FIND the damned light bulbs despite the fact that they檝e been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.
But if they did, by some miracle, actually FIND the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT橲 A WONDER WE HAVEN橳 ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I檓 sorry... what did you ask me?How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?noneHow many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?lmao lameHow many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?Only your momHow many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?none because women cant reach the light!
xHow many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?11. One to change the light bulb and 10 to scream at her that she's doing it wrong.How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?why get a woman when u got three dumb men to do it for u. One to hold the ladder one to screw in the bulb and the other to test the light switch.How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?none or 1How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?Two.
And why is that?
BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, I DON'T HAVE TO JUSTIFY MY ANSWER!!!!!How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?Hmmm.... you may have gotten a chuckle if you had said pmS!.....How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?As many as it takes....
THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW............GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHow many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?5.
One to hold the lightbulb.
One to spin the chair.
One to complain about spinning the chair.
One to complain about people complaining.
One to complain about the light.How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?it takes at least over 50.
10 are doing their nails
10 are feeding the kids
10 are complaining about doing everything
10 are smashing a lightbulb over your head ;]
10 are trying to reach the lightbulb but their too short
and 5 are complaining about their cramps.
then you have one smart one..who asks one of the kids to do it :]
How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?How many dudes with a spell check does it take to submit a literate question?How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?hmm.. I don't think it's possible.. my wife was throwing a huge temper tantrum last night.. she destroyed her hairbrush so I don't think a lightbulb would have fared too well in her hands.. more PMSing women would just increase the tension.. sorry, not very creative.. but true.. How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?for all you people slating the asker about it being pms . . . . it's actually pmt here in the UK, pre-menstrual TENSION, wise up guys and stop taking the pi$$How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?My wife would say %26quot;THAT'S A BLOODY STUPID QUESTION! SHE WOULD GET HER USELESS BONE IDLE HUSBAND TO DO IT FOR HER, ALTHOUGH SHE WOULD HAVE TO REMIND HIM TEN TIMES BEFORE HE REMEMBERED! WHY DO I HAVE TO WASTE MY TIME ANSWERING SUCH BLOODY SILLY QUESTIONS? I'VE GOT MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO LIKE PAINTING MY TOE NAILS! How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?Just two! Ok?! Don't argue!How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?1 dumbass! how many guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None cause he's too lazy to get off his fatass cause he's watching football or drinking beer hahaha :D
How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?I dont know but i would like to...How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?%26quot;pmt%26quot;? Probably 3. If a woman with a learner's permit is driving with another woman in the passenger seat, they would both be too busy to change the lightbulb in the car, so one other woman would be required.How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?what is the obsession with women %26amp; lightbulbs. its not funny!!How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?ONE.
I can do it alone with or without PMS.
Never entrust such menial job to the men who aren't available when needed. How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?None. Her fella will do it for her to give himself an easy life.How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?1, how many men does it take 2 screw in a lightbulb 1 because he holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around him!!!!How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?wtf is pmt?How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?Do you mean pms? LOL!! How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?I ALREADY F*CKING TOLD YOU ONCE! YOU IGNORANT F*CKING B*STARD!!
Sorry. Ime on.How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?seven...
