Monday, September 19, 2011

How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?

I am putting this in P%26amp;S - I bet the troll that is stalking me will report this is chatting. We shall see....How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?Zero. You need to dispatch them to put a grizzly end to the %26quot;Troll%26quot; who is stalking you. Meanwhile 9 hermit crabs with 5 claws, 3 eyes and Tourette's syndrome change the light bulb. It takes one to hold the latter and 8 to turn the bulb.How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?It would probably take more than a hundred of those weird things. I don't want them in my house changing lightbulbs. LOL.How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?i dont know what??How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?OneHow many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?This sounds like something from Family Guy.How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?I don't really know mate, erm, 3?How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?Watch out bro, trolls can be dangerous.How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?A tarantula can't change a light bulb. Good LuckHow many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?Nine.



four to stand back to back, watching out for the guy coming with the mortine, one to shoot the web to get up, one safety manager to ensure he does it right, another belay the web climer, two more to run up and down the web with the lightbulbs and one especially trained sniffer dog to tell them all when they're going to have a seizure.How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?none, i stepped on him. I hate spidersHow many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?one,you only have one tarantula,and the albatross helps :)How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?That depends on how big is your stomach! because you have to be full after eating the stuffed tarantulas to be able to change a light bulb!