The best I could come up with was %26quot;Since light was created on the first day, and lightbulbs only on the fourth, there is no need for creationists to change a lightbulb%26quot;. If you can do better, you'll get a best answer!
I'm actually teaching a religion and science course again in the Fall, so all jokes and humor related to religion and science are welcome!How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?None. Light bulbs do not change over time. The light bulb was created by God 6000 years ago in the exact form that it has now. No light bulb has ever been changed.How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?If it were up to them, we never would have invented a light bulb.How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?6.022脳10^23How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?they dont use lightbulbs... they use candles because they are still in the dark ages.How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?Young Earth creationists don't change light bulbs. They sit around the socket chanting, %26quot;Let there be light.%26quot;How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?You need all of them to pray for a miracle, and someone else to change the bulb.How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?7How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?100. 1 to smash all the lightbulbs on hand, and the other 99 to go out and find some witches, tie them to a stake in the middle of town, and burn them.How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?7. 1 to do the deed, and 6 others to expand on it.How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?6 and then they rested.How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?They don't. They wait for someone wiser to come along and do it for them. %26quot;It is better to light a candle than to attempt to change a lightbulb.%26quot;How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?none. they just stand around the bulb, and scream let there be light over and over and if it does not turn on they pray for forgiveness, because there must be someting they did to anger god.How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?An infinite number. No finite number of such has enough collective intelligence to do so.How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they still use candlesHow many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?It's not science-related, but one of my favorite jokes is, what's the difference between an Israeli and an Israelite?
The Israelites have one-third fewer calories. :-)
ADDITIONAL COMMENT:
I almost forgot about this one...
God and a scientist are arguing. The scientist says, %26quot;I don't need you, God. I can take dirt and create a person, too, you know.%26quot;
God says, %26quot;OK, let's see you do it.%26quot;
So the scientist bends down and scoops up a handful of dirt.
%26quot;Just a minute,%26quot; God says. %26quot;You use your own dirt!%26quot;How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?How long would it take for the light to evolve a new bulb?
亍乇丕賯賷爻賰賿爻How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?Light bulbs burn out? Oh ye of little faith.How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?I can do it by myself...how many religion and science teachers does it take? You gotta have some tact. I can take humor...but at least make it decent humor. If we make a racial joke, we're censored or fired. How come it is cool to make religious jokes that offend people? I'll tell jokes that relate to me and groups that I belong to, but I don't step on people's toes by insulting their color/religion/weight, etc.How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?After the Republican debate today, I'm having trouble finding the subject funny. I'm terrified.
Let's try this:
http://www.bestandworst.com/v/111655.htmHow many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?Kyle K thinks he can do it, you just have to point him to the firmament first.How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to change it quickly, and one to point out that no transitional forms occurred at all.
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, evolutionists don't change light bulbs, they simply wait for the tungsten atoms to evolve back into a filament however unlikely that may be.How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?none. they simply wait for the sun to rise again...
how many zen buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A tree in a golden forest.
how many amish does it take to change a lightbulb?
what's a lightbulb?How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?Here's not a %26quot;joke%26quot; but something for your students to think about as far as religion and science goes...
The answer to %26quot;Which came first, the chicken or the egg,%26quot; is... %26quot;Depends.%26quot;
It depends upon whether or not you believe in evolution or creationism. The evolutionist will answer, %26quot;The chicken's egg came first, because it was laid by the pre-chicken and contained the mutation which became the chicken.%26quot; The creationist will answer, %26quot;The chicken, because God created the chicken out of nothing, so the first chicken came first and laid the first egg.%26quot;
ENJOY!
