http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri1F14HPkHow many protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one since his/her hands are in the air anyway.
How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
CHANGE???????
How many neo-evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows. They can't tell the difference between light and darkness.
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
How many independent, fundamental Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one because anymore would be compromise and ecumenical standards of light would slip.
How many independent protestants does it take to change a light bulb?
At least ten, as they need to hold a debate on whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb, they still may not change it to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.
How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They always use candles.
How many campfire worship leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But soon all those around can warm up to its glowing.
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
About 16,000,000. However, they are badly divided over whether changing the bulb is a fundamental need or not.
How many Nazarenes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb. Another to replace the new with the old after shaking it and finding it can be revived with a second blessing.
How many United Church of Christ members does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change the light bulb. And ten more to organize a covered dish supper that will follow the changing of the bulb service.
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
There is some question here. But we have it on good authority that they have appointed a committee to study the issue and report back at their next meeting.
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
What's a light bulb?
How many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb?
300. 12 to sit on the Board which appoints the Nominating and Personnel Committee. 5 to sit on the Nominating and Personnel Committee, which appoints the House Committee. 8 to sit on the House Committee, which appoints the Light Bulb changing committee. 4 to sit on the Light Bulb Changing Committee, which chooses who will screw in the Light Bulb - those 4 then give their own opinion of %26quot;screwing in methods%26quot; while the one actually does the installation.
How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
They choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey, you have found that a light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at their annual light bulb Sunday service, in which they will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-lived, and tinted.How many protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?458964736589589075489067How many protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?How many Catholics does it take to molest a choir boy?How many protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?1.How many protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?How many priests have abused children?How many protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?Eleven, and they charge atheists $100 an hour apiece with a minimum of 4 hours.How many protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?How long is a piece of string?
