Monday, October 24, 2011

How Many Students Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb At...?

St. Andrews: Three - One to call the butler and two to arrange a tailor in Rome to design and make new suits for the special occasion. If a light bulb in a major building blows then increase to 27 to allow for a brass band playing the last post and five Sun reporters. The following day's Sun will contain something along the lines of %26quot;Will's Pals in Blown Bulb Horror%26quot;.



Cambridge: Three - one to mix the martinis, one to call the electrician and one to call daddy to pay for the bill.



DeMontfort: Seven - Two to change the bulb and five to write an interpretive modern drama about the experience.



Glasgow None of your f***ing business!



Leeds: Three - One to change it and two to find a way to get high off the old bulb.



Liverpool: Only one, but he gets 10 course credits for doing it.



Oxford: change? change?? CHANGE???????? Ok, let's do it in 300 years.



Pontypridd: Ten - One to buy the light bulb and nine to petition for the eventual electrification of Pontypridd.How Many Students Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb At...?ROFLOLHow Many Students Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb At...?nice ones

you should be at uni



teaching them

lolHow Many Students Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb At...?I've never visited or lived in the UK, but the jokes are still very funny, lol, thank you - that deserves a star.How Many Students Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb At...?V funny, shiny little star for you!How Many Students Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb At...?Ireland- 10. One to hold the bulb, nine to drink until the room spins!!How Many Students Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb At...?Birmingham 1 .He call the janitor