Hint: Today's %26quot;Get Fuzzy%26quot; has a humorous answer without getting nasty.How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?That information is secret.How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?None-They will get a Demorcrat to do itHow many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?none thy get some under paid democrat to do itHow many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?They let someone else do their dirty work!How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb;
23 to deregulate the lightbulb industry;
16 to cut funding for alternative lighting research and
development;
34 to cut the tax rate on lightbulbs;
53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb;
and 41 to talk with defense contractors about using night-vision gear instead.
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 24 to block the Clinton investigation, and 1 to fire a
designated nominee;
46 to increase regulation the lightbulb industry, and investigate import balance;
32 to increase funding for alternative lighting research and
development;
68 to increase the tax rate on lightbulbs;
106 to cancel the block grant to the states and create a federal Department of Light Bulb Investigations; and 82 to cancel the contract with defense contractors about everlasting light bulbs.
Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. How many can you afford?
