Monday, October 24, 2011

How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is it none, because fundamentalists are incapable of change?

Or none because Fundamentalists like to live in the dark?

Does this represent 1.a paridigm of the dichotomy in our civilisation between variously, extremists, moderate people of faith and atheists?

2.A subverse attempt using the vehicle of humour to stir up and inflame the already troubled and divided culture?

3 A daft joke?

Nutters and fanatics only please, they give all of us the best larfs. Also I promise I will give all the best most inflamed loony rants a share in the royalties for my new book entitled 'God, and why hasn't he found me yet?' Cheers!How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?None, since they know how to switch it on.How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?%26quot;Nice one Lamplight! .. Btw you still in that 'village people' tribute band?%26quot;



Oh that's right! I said I was gonna set you up with the indian and the cop, didn't I?!

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How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?I have a raspberry up my nose

(nutter)How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?None. They listen to vague prophecies as to when God will do it...

(I know it's not a rant, but I could not resist...)How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?What's the opposite of Fundamentalist? Revisionist. I'd rather take my chances and follow the fundamental principles of something tangible instead of departing from them.How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?How many fundies does it take to convert a lightbulb? To brainwash a lightbulb?How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?Hmm... None, because since lightbulbs were invented by a scientist, they obviously don't work anyway?



None, they just sit there in the dark wondering what they did wrong?



So many possible punchlines.



Edit: Lamplighter, I'm sure you could go on all night, but would you ever come up with a funny one?How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?Fundamentalist are always walking in the light- no need to change lightbulb. Did that shed light on your answer?How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?obviously, the answer is #2



I never win these because I'm a reasoned, rational Christian with no agenda... sighHow many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?why change the lightbulb, would only have to wait for it to blow again, i like living in the dark. lol



Why does fundamentalists contain FUN n MENTAL. lmao?How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?next time you want to claim something about %26quot;fundies%26quot; read one of your posts first.How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?it takes one woman fundamentalist, and 5 male fundamentalist to get a woman to do it lol and god, she knows where your at, just like your mamma did lolHow many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?They would probably just blow it up instead. On a deeper note is the light shade that covers the bulb a bizarre type of Burka type thing?How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?What went wrong with the meeting of FUN and MENTAL?





They stuffed an Italian-American in the middle!



FUN-da-MENTAL *blows raspberry in asker's face*How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?I have no idea, but how many Orthodox Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?



answer....Change? You want us to change? What is that? The Orthodox don't change!How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?who lit the fuse on your tampon?How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?fair cop, but first I have to satisfy your qualification criteria:



1 I am a nutter - I am Welsh.



2. I am a fanatic - I cry watching Star Trek (but not deep space nine)



Now that you know how eminently qualified I am - the answer (based of years of study of Psychology, to the point where any reasonable person will conclude it's a pile of horseshit) is:



Alightbulb cannot be changed, unless it really wants to.How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?If it was Catholics I'd say none because we do not need lightbulbs. We are the light of the world through Jesus our Lord.How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?



None, they don't believe in lightbulbs.



None, darkness isn't enough evidence that the lightbulb needs changing.



None, they would rather curse the darkness.



None, because if there really was a lightbulb it would change itself.



None, atheists love the darkness.



Well, I could do this all night... but on to more productive things! :)How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?I am a fundamentalist and regularly renew the wicks of our lighting system. Those other things, %26quot;electric bulbs%26quot; as you atheistic hell fodder call them are not mentioned in Revelations, and so are spurned as demonic devices. Many attempts have been made to connect our community to the Devil`s listening devices, and just like Burt Reynolds we sent them a`squealing back down the hill. We don`t need no lectrickery, we bask in His light, and come the day , all meters shall be read , and there will be much wailing, for now ye shall pay for earthly excesses! ( Eastern Elec: Verse 6 par:9)How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?SPANKING GOOD QUESTION.................. but a nutty and fanatical answer eludes me at present!!!!



God Damn!!!



Im gonna psyche myself up in preperation for your next questions on catholics, jews, muslims etc etc!!!!How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?Depends on the perspective, personality, culture, sense of humour, etc of the asker...



...although on a site like this and due to the number of wind up merchants out there, id hazard a guess at... 2.A subverse attempt using the vehicle of humour to stir up and inflame the already troubled and divided culture!How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?Your own answer %26quot;to live in the dark%26quot; is the best so far.How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?Just one. They stand still holding the bulb while the whole world revolves around them...How many fundametalists does it take to change a lightbulb?The Lord takes questions like this VERY seriously.