How many scotts takes to change a lightbulb?

20 1 to change the lightbulb and 19 to drink whiskey and dance around wearing skirts to that stupid bagpipe lol!How many scotts takes to change a lightbulb?Eh are you trying to get us to do your jobs. Your the ones who change the light bulbs.How many scotts takes to change a lightbulb?scott who?