I have been hearing many excuses recently why streetlights don't get replaced when they blow.
Can anyone give me a good answer as to why they never get replaced and also, does anyone know how many politicians it takes to change a lightbulb?How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they're too busy screwing in the nation.How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Street lights are maintained by the local utility companies and they only replace them when they are reported, as far as a politician changing light bulbs, won't happen they send their wives to do it!~!How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?An unlimited number?How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?They do in my neighborhood. The real reason is a lot of the time, everyone assumes someone else reports it, and in reality no one ever does.
As far as how many politicians it takes to change a light bulb, no one really knows. Those cats flee anything resembling illumination like they are vampires fleeing sunlight (maybe a better metaphor than we know). That, and the funds that were supposed to pay for the bulbs got diverted to pay for that damn bridge in the middle of nowhere that coincidentally makes some of Harry Reid's land triple in value.How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?3 at a guess streetlights got nothing to do with this part og the jokeHow many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?If we wait for them to change them we'll be in the dark for a long time. Good question.How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?1st part of the question .it depends on how long it takes a member of the public to report the faulty light.
2nd part of the question. It depends how much you're paying them.How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?DayDoom..They send their wives to do it...then claim it on expenses..lolHow many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?How long is a piece of string?How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Four, One to stand on top of the ladder and three to turn it!
Or report the outage and get two guys and a truck with a cherry picker, and they will get the job done much quicker, without the screwing around!
~How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?There aren't enough politicians in this country to charge a light bulb.How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?The second part of the question requires a committee to determine the number, location and frequency of alleged failures in order to determine an acceptable %26quot;incandescent illumination non-performance index%26quot; and whether any ongoing downward management of that index is justified in terms of socio-economic benefit and/or the achievement of national performance targets and whether it is fiscally prudent to do so within present revenue forecasts. We believe the fundamental question to which the electorate rightfully deserves a comprehensive and frank response goes far beyond the mere numerate designation of physical lumen service operatives from this house. In the fullness of time, when the committee report has been debated, queried, filed, submitted, voted-on and accepted, it is our intention that it it shall receive consideration appropriate to its then priority in the national agenda. We MPs thank you for bringing this important matter to our attention and believe that our detailed response fully resolves the matter.How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?I don't know. It's never been done.How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?none the h%26amp;s wnt let them
