Wednesday, November 24, 2010

How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep employees in the dark.

How many Democrats does it take to change it?

17.One to change the bulb,six to talk about how wonderful it's going to be when the new bulb is screwed in, and ten to argue for increased funding for solar lightning research.

How many guitarists does it take......?

None, they just steal somebodys else's light.

How many Christian Scintiest does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He prays for the old bulb to come back on.

How many real man does it take to change it.........?

None, Real man aren't afraid of the dark.

How many lonely guys...........?

One he wishes it was two.

How mant telemarketers..............?

Only one, but she has to do it while you are eating dinner.

How many cops...........?

Six to sit and hope that it turns itself in.



Please add your list if you want. And let me know which one you like. No mean people plsHow many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?I only have an anwer to the first one.



Managers? None. Managers don't work!!How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?lol ok............How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?lol those were great



thanks for the laughHow many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?These WERE good but under the wrong category -- might want to repost under jokes/riddles -- but I did enjoy them..... :)How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?lol!! the telemarketer one made me laugh out loud in a room all by myself.. lolHow many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?how many Yale grads....?

just one, they hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revlove around them...haha.How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?just a comment: it took two of us management to change the light bulb...both females (of course)How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?In South Africa ?How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?Lol - how many blonds .....? 5 one to hold the bulb and 4 to turn the chairHow many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?Shweet - Thanks for sharingHow many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?I love the second one, thanks for the laugh!How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?Thanks Neli g. A good start to the weekend