Three. One to hold the bulb, one to hold his sacrificial pouch, and one to wind his head up!How many jutes does it take to change a lightbulb?Has to be better than the same joke about the Irish.
Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.
This doesn't work, since in Ireland most light fittings have bayonet connections. Screw in light bulbs are mainly found in continental Europe.
A Jute is someone from Jutland. This is part of Denmark, adjacent to the German area of Friesland. Germans make jokes about East Friesland much the same as the Irish make jokes about Kerry. Presumably these jokes are not affected by national boundaries.How many jutes does it take to change a lightbulb?pigHow many jutes does it take to change a lightbulb?WOW!!! That was a very bold joke.How many jutes does it take to change a lightbulb?Seriously?
With that brilliant little stunt you just pulled, it makes all of us wonder how many clones of YOU it would take to change a lightbulb.How many jutes does it take to change a lightbulb?Sorry for my ignorance. What's a 'jute'?How many jutes does it take to change a lightbulb?WTF is a juteHow many jutes does it take to change a lightbulb?A jute is a kind of rope used to make macram茅. Your question makes no sense.
A Jute however is entirely different.How many jutes does it take to change a lightbulb?What is a jute? I only know it a a kind of coarse sacking cloth.How many jutes does it take to change a lightbulb?wtf is a jute?
