Friday, June 3, 2011

How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?

racist never change ....anythingHow many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?4

no 1

the other 3 will be watchingHow many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?who caresHow many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?oneHow many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?One.How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?One to actually change the light bulb then additional help from an indeterminate number of others to exaggerate a well-established stereotype for comedic purposes?How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?Depends on the color of the lightbulb.....How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?Trick question: They can't change a lightbulb-they are too scared of the dark.



Da Dum TSSHHHow many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they get their slaves to do it!How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?one...How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?One and half to be able to reach the cellingHow many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?well it depends what kind of racists it is, I know it takes like 3 or 4 polocks to change one not sure how many white racists it takes and of course no one that is black can be racistsHow many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?just youHow many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?lol. none, they'll be too scared to move, because they all think everyone else is black.How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?lol very funny iloevd it, it was great, you should make some more jokes, they are really interesting, i apreaciate themHow many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?huhHow many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?i dn't know how many?How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?1How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?10

1 to change and the other 9 to keep watch in case they are attacked by the black...nessHow many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?5How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?none, racists wouldn't want to change busted lightbulbs, they would rather stay in the dark (ages).How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?Show me da light.

I put it right.

What you want .

Black or white.



There is no racism , most people hate each other because of jealousy and greed.

How many clowns does it take to change a lightbulb?

11, Because you need 10 to make the pyramid to get to the ceiling, then the one more to put in the light bulb. And they need a pyramid because they can't fit a ladder in the clown car after all the clowns get in.How many clowns does it take to change a lightbulb?mashed patatas!!!How many clowns does it take to change a lightbulb?It doesn't matter because anytime they think of an idea, one pops up anyway. lolHow many clowns does it take to change a lightbulb?i hate clowns! ever since my cousin told me the story of %26quot;it%26quot; i've hated them!How many clowns does it take to change a lightbulb?Something tells me three ??How many clowns does it take to change a lightbulb?As many as they can fit insideHow many clowns does it take to change a lightbulb?just one, YOUHow many clowns does it take to change a lightbulb?idk 3
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  • How many young boys does Michael (Mikaeel) Jackson need to change a lightbulb?

    hohoho he turned muslim what the heck it's mocking muslims all around the world and now we can say a muslim molested boys.How many young boys does Michael (Mikaeel) Jackson need to change a lightbulb?I don't think %26quot;Mikaeel%26quot; knows there meaning of the word stoned...and that's what must have happened to the lightbulb.How many young boys does Michael (Mikaeel) Jackson need to change a lightbulb?you are NOT NICE dude! I am surprised the muslims would accept him.How many young boys does Michael (Mikaeel) Jackson need to change a lightbulb?but he was CHRISTIAN when he was molesting the boys, so christians lose that battleHow many young boys does Michael (Mikaeel) Jackson need to change a lightbulb?Why would micheal jackson want the lights on when there are little boys around?How many young boys does Michael (Mikaeel) Jackson need to change a lightbulb?You are RACIST!!! LOLHow many young boys does Michael (Mikaeel) Jackson need to change a lightbulb?No, it is not at all the way you think. Whenever you accept Islam, you become pure. If M.Jackson has accepted the faith at this time in his life, Allah will forgive his past sins. He has received the light at this time. He is most welcome to Islam, and there is hardly anything to worry about a %26quot;Christian outcast%26quot;.



    Whatever he was, that is his past. He was not a Muslim then. He, if he remains a Muslim till his death, will not die a non-Muslim. He has done a great act, in my eyes, by converting. He must now repent and seek forgivess, For Allah is Oft- Forgiving, Most Merciful.



    TW KHow many young boys does Michael (Mikaeel) Jackson need to change a lightbulb?i heard he has hired gary glitter to do the screwing in for him

    Q. How many UK prime ministers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A. Not telling.

    The government has determined that it is NOT in the public interest to divulge such information and therefore I have issued a veto certificate under section 53 of the Freedom of Information Act (2000)Q. How many UK prime ministers does it take to change a lightbulb?Alright we get it, you dislike gordon... Joke's over?Q. How many UK prime ministers does it take to change a lightbulb?I'm sure if they're dim then it will take quite a few, especially if it's the energy saving variety ;)Q. How many UK prime ministers does it take to change a lightbulb?One but it will probably take him 6 days.

    Am I the only one who thinks that Gordon Brown looks stoned or drunk all the time?

    How many German shepherds does it take to change a lightbulb????

    12354134615234 plus one human to hold the lightbulb????How many German shepherds does it take to change a lightbulb????Woof !How many German shepherds does it take to change a lightbulb????Dunno.

    How many good people would it take to change a lightbulb?

    Sounds to me like the light bulb is screwed. ; )How many good people would it take to change a lightbulb?Thanks Arjuna. ; )

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    How many good people would it take to change a lightbulb?Zero. There are no good people here.How many good people would it take to change a lightbulb?5,265,194,124 and a halfHow many good people would it take to change a lightbulb?In my house it takes 2...



    My husband to climb the ladder and change the bulb.. Me to stand at the bottom of the ladder telling him he is a sexy, buff light bulb changing Adonis..



    It's a hard job but someone has to stroke his ego...How many good people would it take to change a lightbulb?It depends on whether it was hidden under a bushel!How many good people would it take to change a lightbulb?Mormons - 12 (need a quorum)How many good people would it take to change a lightbulb?None.



    The lightbulb has to want to change.How many good people would it take to change a lightbulb?It depends on your definition of %26quot;good people%26quot;How many good people would it take to change a lightbulb?The world's population - 6 billion +....How many good people would it take to change a lightbulb?Good people do not change light bulbs.

    Good people live in the light.

    Light bulbs were invented by people who live in darkness.How many good people would it take to change a lightbulb?good people will prefer to be good in darkness also.

    How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

    I know the answer and 10 points to whomever comes closest. Please provide explanations, not just numbers.



    Thank you and good day.How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?30, it takes 15 of them to complain about it, 5 of them to text message thier boyfriend, 4 to break down into tears, 5 of them to get on myspace, and one to go get her dad to do it.How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?1.. im a teenage girl and i can do it myself.. so ya.. i may not be spoiled but i sure kno how to change a lightbulbHow many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?can't provide an answer as i didnt get the Q.How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?none the stupid snotty brats have never had to do a d@mn thing in their whole entire life!!! they'll probably let the maid do it or daddy will do it for them!!How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?One - they hold up the lightbulb and the world revolves around them.How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?0. they dont actually do it themselves they ask there dads and there dads then pay someone to it for themHow many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?Won't they just call the maid?How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?None, teenage girls don't change light bulbs. They get there boyfriend or dad to do it.How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?well I guess that number is infinite as spoiled teenage girls don't do it themselves, they just leave it for someone else!How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?im going to say 3.1 to call someone to do it and the other two to sit at the side with ideas of what to say next laughing.



    (lmao sounds like me and my mates..not the lightbulb bit,i just say %26quot;mum,lights broke%26quot; n she fixes it *me and my mates arent spoilt just like to have a laugh lol*How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?none, they have thier daddy do it for them !!
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  • How many Lego characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None. I'll change the bulb myself.How many Lego characters does it take to change a lightbulb?1 they can just make a ligtblb out of lego

    How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

    none. christians don't need lightbulbs when they have the light of the lord.



    also, they smell kind of like poop, but kind of like playdough too... i forget how that was relevant.How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?I have found that people who come here to disrespect Christians and claim that they do

    not believe actually DO want to hear more. They think they may be wrong and might

    want to learn about Jesus.



    But they disrespect us so we will retaliate and then they can say, %26quot; SEE? You guys aren't

    any different than anyone else.%26quot;



    They seem to not understand Christians are human and sometimes push back when

    attacked.



    Anyway, why else would someone hang around on a religion board, that they claim to not

    believe in?

    Surely their lives aren't so boring that they can't find better things to do.



    So, since you have crossed that line, I am guessing you want to hear a little about Jesus.

    It's cool.

    Go ahead and ask.









    KpHow many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?Baptists: At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

    Charismatic: Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.

    Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

    Lutherans: None - Lutherans don檛 believe in change.

    Methodists: Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

    Mormons: 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

    Nazarene: 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

    Pentecostal: 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

    Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

    Roman Catholic: None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.)

    Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

    And

    Anglicans: CHANGE the lightbulb?!?! My grandmother dontated that lightbulb!

    Amish: What檚 a light bulb?



    I'm a Christian who thinks that everyone should be able to laugh at themselves from time to time. Humor is less insulting than sarcasm sometimes.How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?It only takes one Christian to change a light bulb but they will change it very quickly because darkness can reveal reality and that is something a lot of Christians do not want to face.



    Light without darkness is just as blinding as darkness without light.How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?one %26amp; it only takes one to tell another about Jesus his death on the cross %26amp; how if you repent of your sins %26amp; take Jesus as your Lord %26amp; Savior you will have an eternal life in heaven ( if you do that truthfully)



    and the part about how we small, well, I think you had a little too

    much to drink or you have not been around many ChristiansHow many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?If there were no God, there would be no atheists. I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, %26quot;The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!%26quot; and showed it to each passing car.



    One driver who drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them, %26quot;Leave us alone, you religious nuts!%26quot;



    All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at each other, and the priest said to the pastor, %26quot;You think maybe we should have just said 'Bridge Out' instead?%26quot;How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?I think you're being slightly biased by saying that we ALL smell like poop, and a bit playdoughy, cos I don't think I do, well at least not all of the time. However, as far a the first answer to your own question goes, SPOT ON!!! Jesus IS the Light of the World! Oh praise the Lardy!!How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?rotfl... good one



    How many hindus does it take to change a light bulb ?



    A: Hindus dont use electricity, they only light lampsHow many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?So why don't they put a socket into the lord and see the light much more clearly instead of a book.How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?are you asking a question or are you answering a question?How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?A beautiful rhetorical question.

    I thought I'd have to answer:)How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?this whole question was irrelevant....How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?So, what's your religion?How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?Your a poet sir.. O_oHow many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?I'll just take the points and run.

    How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. There is no shortage of filament. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?聽聽



    http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willybluHow many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?Oh my goodness. That was too funny. And just think : Thanks to Al Gore, we were able to read that on the internet (see, he has claimed to have invented the internet).How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?Thank you. I hate to admit it, but yours wasn't so bad itself.

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    How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?LOL, this is hilariousHow many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?How true.How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?You have no point and your joke isn't even funny. You get an F-How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?Three. LimpDick Cheney to decide when, why and how it has to be done. DumbDon Rumsfeld to blow the old lightbulb to smithereens. And GeorgieBoy Bush to stick his wet finger in the light socket and see if he'll get electrocuted. -RKO-How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?How many?



    Hard to say, since when the light comes on they run away like cockroaches.



    Honorably?

    It is apparent that Richard Cheney did everything humanly possible -- short of fleeing to Canada -- to avoid military conscription during Vietnam:



    He applied for and received 5 student deferments, a number described as %26quot;incredible%26quot; by professor David Curry of the University of Missouri in St. Louis. Curry has written extensively about the draft, including a 1985 book, %26quot;Sunshine Patriots: Punishment and the Vietnam Offender.%26quot;How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?the world hears the world and the prince of the worldHow many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    How many jonas brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None. They are too busy straitening their hair.

    How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, they just wait a billion years for it to change itself ;)How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?I'm an atheist and I like this joke.



    Who's going to be laughing when we evolve and develop the ability to see in total darkness? Take that.How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?That's funny!! Thanks for the laugh and the 2 points.How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?So where is the comedy in that %26quot;joke%26quot; and how long did it take you to come up with it??How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?cute,

    funny, as i am Christian but must admit Morgans answer is pretty funny too....as a lot of people think we are wrathed by guilt, not admitting to it, but, that was pretty witty too.How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?don't need to, we are already enlightenedHow many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?So how is that high school education treatin' ya?How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?HA HA

    I suppose theists simply pray and %26quot;snap%26quot; GWAG changed the lightbulb.

    yeah keep relying on your imaginary gwad to help you.



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    Judging on how your photo is I'd say the two of you are the type that would fail out of college due to heavy drinking and then blame someone else for lack of responsibilityHow many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?as an atheist, dear god man your right, the light bulb would evolve into darkness on its own!How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just sit there in the dark wondering what they did wrong.How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?hehehe

    thats a good one.....

    Jesus Loves you!!How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?None.

    They don't believe in electricity!How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?It takes two atheists, cause atheists can't do anything alone.How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?Q: How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: One. But they are still in darkness.How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?



    None. They'll sit on their sorry asses and hope that Jesus does it for them.How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?LOL Good one.



    Here's a thought.



    Supposedly the Big Bang took billions of years to happen.



    But God did the same in 6 days.



    I think God wins that one. I'm glad I'm on His side! I hate waiting.How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?ROTLFMAO! I like this joke! :-D



    And I am atheist. We gotta laugh at ourselves too, yes? Thanks for the joke! *hug*How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?ha ha haHow many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?I don't know. I just sit there and pray it will change itself, but it hasnt happened yet.How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?None, we use our unrestrained science to develop an indestrucable light bubl that never burns out.How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?That is SO funny! It reminds me of:

    %26quot;How many fundies does it take to change a light bulb?%26quot;

    Two. One prays for it to happen and the other calls an atheist who can handle the technology.How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?The question should have been %26quot;how many evolutionists...%26quot;. Not all atheists are evolutionists, and most evolutionists are not atheists.



    Now the answer to your joke:



    One. But they are still in darkness.How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?lol looks that way.How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?Very original well done, Oh dear my sides r splitting. careful don't hurt ur brain.
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  • How many members of U2 does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One. Bono holds the lightbulb, and the world revolves around him!!!.How many members of U2 does it take to change a lightbulb?I wouldn't want to answer this on the grounds that I may get blown up!How many members of U2 does it take to change a lightbulb?this manyHow many members of U2 does it take to change a lightbulb?None. They have vertigo.

    How many blue-tongued lizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

    NONE!





    *starts laughing*



    wait.....my joke didnt make sense :/How many blue-tongued lizards does it take to change a lightbulb?hmmm... i dont know but i would like to.. lolHow many blue-tongued lizards does it take to change a lightbulb?None! They can't get that high!



    Wait... that's altos.



    Oh well suck that dumb whores.

    How many people does it take to change a lightbulb?

    2 - one to change the lightbulb and the other to post an answer on Yahoo! Answers. :-)How many people does it take to change a lightbulb?1How many people does it take to change a lightbulb?it takes 2 for me!!How many people does it take to change a lightbulb?just 1 is good enough

    How many chickens that have crossed the road that I need to change a lightbulb?

    3.142How many chickens that have crossed the road that I need to change a lightbulb?19. 18 to form a council about whether or not to use a CFL bulb or not and 1 to say, %26quot;Screw it!%26quot; and decide it's better to be in the dark than see how stupid they all look.How many chickens that have crossed the road that I need to change a lightbulb?3. They were owned by an Englishman, an American and an Australian who walked into a bar.How many chickens that have crossed the road that I need to change a lightbulb?142 attempted, but none of them made it. Instead, they ended up on my dinner table.How many chickens that have crossed the road that I need to change a lightbulb?Yes.

    How many state employees does it take to change a lightbulb?

    5,334,332. Most of which are needed to approve each others approvals.How many state employees does it take to change a lightbulb?bassed on the answer you seem to know how the system really works or should I say dosen't.

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    How many state employees does it take to change a lightbulb?FYI chuck....comments can be seen by everyone so the next time your two faced a** want's to make a comment try an email.

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    How many state employees does it take to change a lightbulb?none, the lightbulb has to want to change.How many state employees does it take to change a lightbulb?All they can muster up. Then it takes forever because everyone wants to do it their way but nobody wants to take responsibility.How many state employees does it take to change a lightbulb?Six. One to change the bulb and five to stand around scratching their butts.How many state employees does it take to change a lightbulb?more than there areHow many state employees does it take to change a lightbulb?More like infinity, no offense to any out there but employees are dumbasses
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  • How many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Most creative answer wins!How many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?The answer is: 7



    one to go into the store to buy the bulb, but then he sees a jew and blows himself up



    one more to find another store and go, but being high off of the bomb making fumes, he ends up buying an adult 'toy' and shames himself (he is killed for the shame brought upon his family and whatnot)



    one more finds the store, but walks in with his eyes shut (trying to not see jews and end up like number one), noone will help him since he won't speak to anyone (can't talk to jews either)



    one more to actually get the bulb, and take it to the counter, but the cashier doesn't accept the plastic key to heaven as payment



    the next one buys it online with a stolen credit card number

    it is shipped to the wrong address because he is in hiding



    the next one gets a bulb from his neighbor and finishes the job, only to realize that it isn't a halogen and WILL NOT DO! (those jihadists are VERY environmentally friendly)



    last one finds a halogen in the rubble of the store number one went to, and steals it. Finishes the job and PRAISE BE TO ALLAHhahahahaha!How many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?they dont have electricity, how would they know how to change the bulbHow many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?Stupid... grow upHow many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?dont know they keep blowing themselves upHow many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?non

    as there only interest is killing people



    (also they do not believe in modernisation thus

    no to electricity %26amp; bulbs)



    its back to the stone-age for themHow many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?they can't, instead of changing it, they're trying to convert it!How many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?This is simple,it takes two, 1 to do the work and the other to read the insructions!!!!!!!How many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?They don't need a bulb in first place coz they make more light when they explode themselves!



    That reminds me of this cool cartoon that saw in best of few last words. Trainer terrorist teaching the new recruits how to be a suicide bomber. caption: %26quot;Watch carefully...I can't do this again%26quot; LOL ;-0How many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?Allah-t!

    How many Manchester City soccer fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, they're quite happy living in the shadowsHow many Manchester City soccer fans does it take to change a lightbulb?what color are theyHow many Manchester City soccer fans does it take to change a lightbulb?^

    Agreeing with donny above.How many Manchester City soccer fans does it take to change a lightbulb?None because ManUre fans will change it for them. Ho ho ho.

    How many really smart worms does it take to change a lightbulb?

    That's right. I just asked that. :)How many really smart worms does it take to change a lightbulb?None, worms do not know how and are not interested in changing light bulbs./How many really smart worms does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they don't need lightbulbs as they're blind

    How to Change a Lightbulb in a Headlamp of a 2004 dodge stratus?

    I would say that the bulb is probably burned out. More than likely, if it was a fuse or switch, neither headlight would light. But, it doesn't hurt to check your fuse box anyway, just to be safe.



    As far as the rest. I would check the wires leading to the headlight for cracks in the insulation, breaks in the wires, and loose connections and make sure that the wires aren't rubbing against anything causing breaks in the insulation that would cause a short circuit. You also might want to check the socket itself for good contact and make sure that there isn't any corrosion in the socket. Some parts stores sell a special lube/grease that goes into the socket to prevent corrosion. Also, make sure that there isn't any damage to the headlight housing itself. If there is damage to the housing letting debris, dirt, and moisture directly into the housing it should be addressed before replacement of the bulb if at all possible.



    Bulbs do have a life expectancy so if one burns out the other is probably not far behind. That is why they always suggest replacing them in pairs.



    On newer bulbs, they can blow from simple things like greasy fingerprints or too much moisture in the headlight housing.



    Indeed, most packaging states that you should handle the bulb carefully, do not drop, scratch the surface, etc. and you should always handle the bulb by the base of the bulb, (the plastic part that actually plugs in). If not, you can significantly reduce the lifespan of the bulb.



    I have heard that if you get fingerprints on the glass portion of the bulb it can be cleaned with a clean lint free cloth and some rubbing alchohol. Check the packaging and talk to the poeple at the automotive store where you shop and they should be able to help you a little more.





    I would also go to a parts store, (O'Reilly's, AutoZone, etc.), and get a repair manual for that year and type of vehicle, (Chilton, Haynes, etc.).



    They are fairly cheap and if you are planning on doing several repairs over the course of ownership of the vehicle, they are worth it. It very well could pay for itself the first time you use it vs. what you would pay an automotive technician/mechanic to do the same job.



    If you sell the vehicle to another individual later on you could even toss the manual in with the vehicle.



    I hope this helps.How to Change a Lightbulb in a Headlamp of a 2004 dodge stratus?1. unscrew old bulb

    2. have a beer

    3. screw in new bulbHow to Change a Lightbulb in a Headlamp of a 2004 dodge stratus?Lol is this a serious question?



    Unscrew old on

    Screw in new one

    How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    10 points to the best punchline.How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?They don't change them. They have their servants do it, or they are living in a trailerpark and have oil lamps...



    (it's a joke people, don't slaughter me)How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?None,we go hire a democratic day laborer to do it for a piece of crackHow many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?Just one.

    But it takes 8 democrats to screw it in and then their terrorist leader to blow it up.How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?one, because we own the light-bulb factory.How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?One and a hundred democrats to turn the house. How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?they cant- theyre too stupid (me democrat)How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?1 Republican and several Democrats.



    1 Republican to change the bulb to fluorescent and several Democrats to create the law that made him do it.How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?depends on who's light bulbs we're changing. Go ahead flip the switch democrats

    idiotHow many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?Five, one to hold the bulb and four to turn the ladder.
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  • How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One, but the light bulb has got to WANT to change.How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when it is ready.How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?Just the one. But it'll take a while.



    First he has to assess why the lightbulb felt the need to stop working. He will do this by listening as the lightbulb discusses childhood experiences and comparing them to stages in development of Sigmund Freud's dynamic psychiatric theory of stages of development.



    After locating the problem, the psychologist will probably diagnose the problem and send the lightbulb off for some cognitive thinking and behavioural therapy in order to teach the lighbulb that it shouldn't fear being turned on.



    When the lightbulb comes back it will take a while to adjust to its new way of thinking and will need sessions with the psychologist to discuss its progress and any problems that are encountered.



    End result - A psychologist that doesn't get paid and a lightbulb that doesn't work.How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?Two, unless he is Schizophrenic, then he can handle it by himself.How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?two



    one helps the light bulb deal with his childhood issues and the other tells him his life has been **** up till now and he needs to move on.How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?None, Psychologist don't like to be enlighten by others.How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?Just one but it will have to wait while the need is psycho analyzed.How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?Three...one to change the bulb and two to collaborate on a paper entitled %26quot;Coping with darkness%26quot;

    How many mavericks fan would it take to change a lightbulb?

    I say the lights gone out!How many mavericks fan would it take to change a lightbulb?All of em.... theres like what





    One?How many mavericks fan would it take to change a lightbulb?none they are all crying too much to change a light bulbHow many mavericks fan would it take to change a lightbulb?spurs babyHow many mavericks fan would it take to change a lightbulb?One (J Howard) , the rest of them will choke. WARRIORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?



    Playing with heart: +$75,000 fines

    Playing on the Mavs: Millions



    Making history b/c we believe: PricelessHow many mavericks fan would it take to change a lightbulb?none. they don't want to change it. they need the dark to hide from everyoneHow many mavericks fan would it take to change a lightbulb?None of them....

    Obviously!

    Not only couldn't they change a lightbulb.

    If the bulb was good to go.... they wouldn't be able to find

    the light switch.How many mavericks fan would it take to change a lightbulb?They prob couldn't change it because they are too busy making excuses and saying there is a conspiracy against them loosing.How many mavericks fan would it take to change a lightbulb?15--1 to change the bulb and 14 to keep the cameras off of Mark Cuban....the distraction is to keep them from being embrassed by losing and by the owner.How many mavericks fan would it take to change a lightbulb?none...no1 bother...nobody will use the arena this season..

    How many of "you" does it take to change a lightbulb.....?

    .....If u woz a previous contact, please feel free to re-add, this is me now.How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?Me and another. I am short and need to stand on someone's shoulders to reach the socket. =)How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?Twelve. One to change the lightbulb, and 11 to make jokes about.How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?Just one of me :)How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?i mean...who doesn't love to screw...in a light bulbHow many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?100.How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?o i cant change a light bulbHow many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?negative 17



    no idea where that came fromHow many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?20



    1 to change the light bulb

    and 19 more to say that they will do it betterHow many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?1 to take it out of the box, another to take out the old lightbulb, another to hold the lamp, another to put it in, and 4 more for backup.

    8. I think. =]How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?2 lolHow many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?there's just one of me, but it would be so coolif there were more.How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?Just me myself%26amp; I. I was taught how to do it at an early age!How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?zero. I would get someone else to do it.How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?I guess 5 ... considering that I'm rather emo ... 4 of us would cry (morning the dead light bulb) in the 4 available corners of the room and the last one, not having any corner to go to would eventually change the light bulb.



    And he would be motivated to change it because form time to time one of us will leave the corner to eat/go to toilet.... and if it gets dark he wouldn't be able to see when a vacant corner appears.How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?1 of me with a ladder.How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?2, of course!How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?Without the proper equiptment, no ammont of me would be able to change the atomic structure of a lightbulb. If you meant change in the sense of swaping outr an old one for a new one, it would only take one of me, but there would be a few extras around as always... schitzophrentic.How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?yaaay your back lol :P



    Yer so.. Erm 3, one to change 2 to make sure i dont get electricuted!How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?...just me!



    ....added, but I hope you're the real Philip H!!How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?just the one me How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?Me, a pair of slippers and a cat.How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?16, just so I can reach the bulb.How many of %26quot;you%26quot; does it take to change a lightbulb.....?None – as a rat I have no need for changing light bulbs. In fact I prefer scavenging for food at night time when all the lights in the house are off! That’s the best time to get to the cheese and other tasty morsels!!

    How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Charismatics: Only one. Their hands are already in the air.



    Roman Catholics: None. They use candles.



    Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.



    Presbyterians: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.



    Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.



    Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb and four wives to tell him how to do it.



    Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb; however, if, in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.



    Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb and two or three committees to approve the change. Also bring a casserole.



    Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Pagan lightbulb jokes...



    Druids: 501. One to change the bulb and 500 to align the new stone.



    Family Traditionalists: %26quot;Candle light was good enough for our ancestors, it's good enough for us!%26quot;

    (or) %26quot;Go ask your own grandmother!%26quot;



    Astrologers: %26quot;Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!%26quot;



    Pagans: Six. One to change it, and five to sit around complaining that lightbulbs never burned out before those Christians came along.



    Gardernian Wiccans: Sorry, that's a Third Degree secret.

    (or, In a low ominous tone) %26quot;Why do you want to know... initiate?%26quot;



    Alexandrian Wiccans: Dunno - we haven't looked it up in the Gardnerian Book Of Shadows yet.

    (or) 13. One High Priestess to change the bulb, and 12 to hold her up under all that jewelry.

    (or) %26quot;Let's go see how the Gardnerians do it!%26quot;



    Brit Trad Wiccans: 13. One to change the bulb, and 12 to mourn the passing of the old bulb.



    Solitary witches: (if they actually ask 'how many?', drum your fingers and stare at them as you wait for them to grasp the obvious)



    Wiccans: Four. One for each direction.



    Buckland Witches: %26quot;Refer to my second book, 'Practical Light Bulb Changing', by Raymond Buckland...%26quot;How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Atheists: Just one. We don't need a reverend to help determine whether changing a lightbulb is the will of God.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?I am a Christian and I LOVED this. I copied it to send to some friends- I hope that is ok. VERY FUNNY STUFF.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Lol. Funny stuff. Even a Christian should like it





    I think any religious person could change a lightbulb, but uh, putting the bulb into the hole is the hardest partHow many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?That was good, but damn, i thought you'd mention Orthodox Christians too.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?lol hilarious you deserve a star for this oneHow many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?I love the ask and will print it for several religious friends. You forgot Methodists.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?You left out Jews!!! WE ALWAYS GET LEFT OUT!!!



    It takes one Jew to change a light bulb....we point to our Christian janitor and tell him to change it.



    Ohhhhhh. Snapppppp.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?



    Three prostitutes for Swaggart!How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Pretty good! lol! Excellent job! How about the Evangelicals? They're none, too. They have to find the passage in the Bible that OK's changing a light bulb before they do it.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?How many Heathens to change a lightbulb ?

    - About a dozen. One holds the lightbulb and the others drink enough mead to make the room spin.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?I copied and emailed it to my atheist heathren brother. He'll get a kick out of it. lolHow many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?very creative. You left out the muslims.



    for them it takes 22 suicide bombers to clear the way for one who can take control and command the world to face east on their knees and accept the change.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Nice...............



    Live well............



    illuminosticHow many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Thank you! That's glorious.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Evangelical Fundamentalists None, They just pray to be shown the light.



    Satan worshipers None, the dark suits them.



    Amish What's a light bulb?How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Scientologists: 4 one to change it. 3 to figure out how to make money out of it.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Great question. And for once EVERYONE got that it was a joke.

    Okay, almost everyone....sigh....How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?How many un beleivers does it take to tell a funny joke?



    None they have no imagination.





    bet you dont like it when people tell stupid Jokes about you.

    How many ........... does it take to change a lightbulb?

    I wonder just how many lightbulb jokes there are.

    My favourite is, 'How many dyslexics does it take to change a liggity blub?'How many ........... does it take to change a lightbulb?ooo I got a good one



    Q: How many norcal kids does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: hella



    (because norcal kids say hella lol!!!)How many ........... does it take to change a lightbulb?how many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb???

    no one knows because they scatter when the light comes on. lolHow many ........... does it take to change a lightbulb?LMAO, I never heard the dyslexic one before, but there are a lot. I think anybody can make up one of those.How many ........... does it take to change a lightbulb?how many mortals does it take to change a light bulb??

    one but they change it AFTER it burns out.How many ........... does it take to change a lightbulb?how many woman does it take to change a lightbulb



    none, because they sit in the dark until someone else change itHow many ........... does it take to change a lightbulb?if you are biblical...



    how many samaritans does it take to change a lightbulb?



    one, if hes a good one.
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  • How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One, but it requires at least three bulbs.How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?5How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?18How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?2How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?There is no need to insult someone when you answer a question.

    How many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?

    Put your creative juices to work. BEST ANSWER WINS!How many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?Six: one to change the bulb, three to blame the Germans for it breaking, one to get the tea and biscuits, and one to *not* *mention* *the* *war*.How many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?6 one to change it and 5 to interpret what the hell he said while he did it !How many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?They wont let lightbulbs pass through metal detectors!How many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?Does the US need help with THAT now?How many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?None. They would all just stand at stare at the burnt out light bulb wondering how to turn it back on.How many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?It's impossible to get the British to change a lightbulb. The British don't like change.How many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?Brits are really smart. So they will entrust such works to old colonial natives like Indians, Pakistanis or Bengla Deshis. But now Brits will start all over from the start as these nationalities are getting richer and Brits getting poorer.

    So the answer is One Brit will do, but may be after few more decades.How many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?DallasM. you really do ask some odd questions..........HmmmmmmmHow many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?1 millon and 1 one to hold the lightbulb and one million to turn the houseHow many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.How many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?Same amount it takes any other ..... mind you we dont change ours as often, because we dont use as much electricity. we're still in the dark ages.cave-men etc....... lolHow many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?What ever creative juices I have are better used doing anything else beside answering snide bigoted and basically silly questions.Predjudice in any form is really sad.How many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?101. 1 to change it and, 100 to get it out of Parliament.

    How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?

    zero they would let the dog do it. They don't need any light to see whats around.How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?how high is the bulb.How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?none 'cause they don't have thumbs!!How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?Cats change lightbulbs?How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?cats can't change lightbulbsHow many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?ummm who caresHow many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?haw many ours took for you to ask this questionHow many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?None. They just meow in their owner's face while they are sleeping peacefully and in the middle of awesome dream until they get up in a panic, try to figure out what the cat wants for about 5 minutes, and finally changes the light bulb.How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?12How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?ummm, a punch line wuld be a good addition right about now...How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?oh iheard this one before...i forgot!! thoughHow many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?One - sniff the bulb after you changed it.How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?Thats StupidHow many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?They don't have thumbs, so they can't change a light bulb.How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?why isn't this under jokes?How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?um, they can't. Thanks for the pointsHow many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?10

    How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Two. One to boogie up the ladder and one to say %26quot;Get daaowwwwn !%26quot;How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?a light bulb



    a disco dancer



    2 bulb



    2 dancersHow many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?Idk

    How many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Who caresHow many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?l.o.l. maybe all of them.How many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?It doesn't matter, the real question is %26quot;How much media is required to spin them once they decide to change?%26quot;



    Or, if you prefer, the Republicans will stay the course, and the Democrats would rather make sure that the Middle Class get lightbulbs.How many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?none. they get someone else to do it for them.How many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they are all in the dark.How many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?12.5

    xHow many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?none...cause they are all stupidHow many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?None of them can do it.

    They %26quot;spin%26quot; too much.How many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?Well, first there has to be a listening tour to hear what the people have to say about the burned out light bulb...How many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?Are they for change? I thought the Status Quo (got any Quo Steve?) was the preferred option for them. All Americans like foreign adventures, that's why so many of them have a passport - not. They join the Army or the Marines to see the world at Uncle Sam's expense.How many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?None. Congress would have to change the light bulb.How many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?1 republican and 4 democrats.



    ! republican to actually change the bulb.

    1 democrat to call for an investigation of the company whose bulb burnt out.

    1 Democrat to appear on all the sunday shows to complain that the bulb burning out was a result of a failed Bush policy

    1 democrat to demand new taxes to pay for the bulb

    1 democrat to hold a press conference explaining why the threat of burnt out bulbs negatively impact women and minorities more.How many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?only one has the word change in his vocabulary....Ron Paul



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBtL3NIcAHow many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?that would depend how long it take them to pass the bill on to the tax payer..



    bada bingHow many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?Should the question not be first-



    %26quot;What is a lightbulb%26quot;How many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?It is really the old joke!!Which is;Can a one armed man change a light bulb?The answer!Yes!!If he has kept his receipt!No names to protect the innocent!!How many US Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?3 - one to change it and two to criticize it and call out racism.
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  • How many Wigan Athletic fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    All 5 of them.How many Wigan Athletic fans does it take to change a lightbulb?ur exaggerating, i only know kitty and louis( justin beiber)How many Wigan Athletic fans does it take to change a lightbulb?where they drinking newcastle brown ale while changing the lightbulb imaoHow many Wigan Athletic fans does it take to change a lightbulb?and four of them are glory hunters as wellHow many Wigan Athletic fans does it take to change a lightbulb?This is a really old joke.... In fact more than 2 years old...

    http://www.sickipedia.org/joke/view/1747



    Try this one....

    After Tottenham beat them 9-1;



    1)The people I feel sorry for are the Wigan fans who pay 25p for each goal update.



    2)A lad in a Wigan shirt asked me the time this morning.

    He wasn't very happy when I said, %26quot;Nearly ten past Kirkland.%26quot;



    3)For decency's sake Wigan manager, Roberto Martinez has asked FIFA to make football a game of one half.



    4)With so many blacks playing in the Tottenham Wigan game it's no wonder the result turned out like a basketball score.How many Wigan Athletic fans does it take to change a lightbulb?they seemed to be more at the JJB than 5How many Wigan Athletic fans does it take to change a lightbulb?^^^glory hunting wigan fans. they must be a bit daft

    How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Answer in 20 minutes.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?4.



    1 to argue if it is a sport based or reality based lightbulb.



    1 to point out the philosophy of light bulb changing, and to practice light bulb changing Kata to perfect his light bulb changing technique.



    1 to wait for a grandmaster to show him how to change the light bulb.



    and 1 person to actually get a ladder or chair and actually do it.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?I'll wait for your answer.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?3 one to hold the ladder one to do it and one to say thats not how we do it in my systemHow many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?err.... 1? I fink or 43How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?If the martial artist is Korean, it will only TAE KWONHow many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?that'll give me time to mind meld with the light bulb you made upHow many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?Fastfists is right!!! Afterall, that's NOT how we do it in my system...How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?One, but the light bulb must want to changeHow many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?Yeah, super slow? it takes 2, one to break it and one to install the new one!How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?Screwing or not screwing the lightbulb is not the true objective of a real martial artist. The ultimate goal of the martial arts is to screw one's self and then enlighten others to do the same.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?one to train the chimp (or lindsey lohan) to do it.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?1 Sensei to hold the bulb and a class of 20+ to turn the house.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?I missed my chance on this one but your answer is funny.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change the bulb %26amp; another to round kick the chair from under him.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?2. One to do it, making sure not to touch it while it's hot or broken.



    And the other to put up a website and train a class of 50 cultists...errr...followers who are not allowed to change lightbulbs, but are told the steps of changing a lightbulb and train individually with wet towels, which are said to represent the lightbulb. They can never actually touch the towels, though, either, as their technique is teh d34dly for even towels. But they assure everyone that if they were to change the lightbulb, they would do it with no rules: hot, broken, anyway it came to them they can definitely change it. And they also hate anyone who has actually ever changed a lightbulb because those who change lightbulbs are rude, full of themselves, and apparently are always being turned down to train with the true Lightbulbists. I think they call it Mishin Kyu System of lightbulb changing and they are the only real Lightbulbists. Everyone else is a Sportbulbist.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?one chuch norris roundhouse

    How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Most creative, plausible answer wins.

    Go!How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?well figure they are around a foot tall. so lets see. 16 of those little ducks. 2 stacks of 8 standing on top of each other. that would be to stacks 7 foot tall. on duck would take the old bulb out. one would climb up the other stack and hold the new one. the one that takes the old bulb could just drop it. then the one holding the new one could pass it to the one that took the old bulb out and he could put it in. dang i hope the turned the dang switch of. i would hate for him to get his beek stuck up in the socket while it was on. then it would fire 8 of them. well may not be that bad we could have fried duck for supper.How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?7. Just 'cuse 7 is an awesome number. :]How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?quackHow many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?None.



    They got an electrician to do it.



    But he never sent them the BILL.How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?Umm... do mean the bird duck or go down duck (like someone shouts 'DUCK!')??

    :S

    :DHow many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?There were four but the other one went quackers and was sectioned.How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?1, because any more and they would quack it (bah dum bum cccchhhh)How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?3 because I ate the fourth one %26quot;a La Orange%26quot;How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?Probably none, all of my light bulbs are working fine. Oh crap one just went out...here ducky...How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?Just two, one to boost him up, and the other to later get down off his back.





    hahahahahah..........get it ? Get DOWN off the ducks back???







    hmmmmm.....tough room.How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?OMG, YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!

    IT WAS ABSOLUTELY......



    SHOCKING





    I will start from the beginning, well, heres the story.....



    I woke up 7am, like I usually do, got dressed into my school clothes and brished my teeth. i went downstairs to, and when i entered the living room, and went to switch on the light....

    BOOM

    the switch EXPLODED and i felt a sudden darkness around me....

    I slowly moved the curtains, peeping outside. but it was too dark, no streetlights, NOTHING.

    all of a sudden, the radio automatically turned on! they stated that the WHOLE OF BRITAIN's lights had gone off!

    So in shock, i quickly quackly called the electrician.

    The one, the only,

    SUPER-ELECTRICIAN-SUPERCALIFRAJALISTIC?br>
    He is the best in the whole of Britian! Honestly, people these days always take ducks for granted!

    But he was excellent, he changed ALL our lightbulbs for us and managed to get ALL the lights in Britain working again!



    I will never under-estimate ducks again.



    So my answer?

    1.

    Just one,

    super-electrician-supercalifrajalistic?br>




    DUCKS RULE. - and dont you forget that! :D











    P.S. I am 13 and I did make this story up myself, its not great but its funny. i write stories all the time and one day i want to be a best-selling author!

    obv the stories i usually write are nothing like this, but i think this is pretty good ;) Lol

    so please pick my duck story!



    Thank you.How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?I find this question offensive. If I want a light bulb changed I make my butler do it.

    How many of the Beatles would it take to change a lightbulb?

    All four...

    John to write a song about living in darkness.

    Paul to argue that he contributed 50% to the light bulb change.

    George to complain that his light bulbs are never considered.

    Ringo to actually change the light bulb.How many of the Beatles would it take to change a lightbulb?I love this joke!How many of the Beatles would it take to change a lightbulb?OH yeah!!!!How many of the Beatles would it take to change a lightbulb?lolHow many of the Beatles would it take to change a lightbulb?This one is good !How many of the Beatles would it take to change a lightbulb?Strawberrie fields forever!How many of the Beatles would it take to change a lightbulb?...Actually, it would just take the two remaining ones these days...How many of the Beatles would it take to change a lightbulb?insects cant change light bulbs ahahahahahaHow many of the Beatles would it take to change a lightbulb?lol thats funnyHow many of the Beatles would it take to change a lightbulb?Da Beatles

    How many Gattusos does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None because electricity isn't used in his clan



    Tehe I lol'd on that one. How cheesy of me.How many Gattusos does it take to change a lightbulb?Wow that was so anti-Gypsy!!!!!!! U NAZI!!!!!!How many Gattusos does it take to change a lightbulb?:/
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  • How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?

    They have electrcity in redneck states?How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?none... a true redneck uses candlesHow many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?This answer is a lieHow many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?My household still uses slaves.How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?lol, they use torchesHow many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?like 5How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?idk, five?How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?6.

    one to hold the bulb and 5 to spin the ladder around.How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?one to screw it in and the rest to complain that he took their job? %26gt;.%26gt;How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?thanks 4 the points.How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?They don't have lamps....!!How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHow many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?3How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?Hate to tell you this but we are all over the place now. :-)How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?We have the man made dams to make the electricity if we weren't too lazy to change the bulbs.How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?none they just sit there and shoot the lightbulb until theres nothing left of the roof or until they gety drunk and pass outHow many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to hold the bulb and another to pin on the diaper. Say Watt?

    How many Bears fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    How do you pronounce %26quot;bandwagon%26quot; in the NFC?How many Bears fans does it take to change a lightbulb?LOL, the bandwagon fans are hilarious! they probably never even watched 1 game last year!!!!!!!!!!



    the NFC is sooooooooo weak.



    i could get a bunch of my friends together and beat a team in the NFC...that's how WEAK they are! Look at what happened when they got a taste of the AFC (their loss to the Pats!)



    THE COLTS ARE GONNA WHOOP SOME MAJOR AZZ!!!How many Bears fans does it take to change a lightbulb?11

    Suck my Ditka!!!How many Bears fans does it take to change a lightbulb?15How many Bears fans does it take to change a lightbulb?None! They are all too stupid to get it right !How many Bears fans does it take to change a lightbulb?Infinity, because one of them is bound to be able to do it correctly, according to the infinity monkeys on keyboards idea.



    BTW, suck my Ditka is f***ing hillarious!How many Bears fans does it take to change a lightbulb?NONE! BECAUSE WE HAVE COLT FANS TO DO OUR DIRTY WORK FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.....!!!!!How many Bears fans does it take to change a lightbulb?how many colts fans does it take to REALIZE that the light burned out?How many Bears fans does it take to change a lightbulb?the bears fans are smart we can count to 3

    from chicagoHow many Bears fans does it take to change a lightbulb?your rudeHow many Bears fans does it take to change a lightbulb?Yo fish, easy on the Pollock jokes,,,, that was original? it takes one Yogi, plus bu bu, and Mr. Ranger to hold the latter. %26quot;Lets go get some picnic baskets.%26quot; Bandwagon? %26quot;Cowboy Fan!%26quot; NFC Champs? Da Bears!!!! I gave you best answer last night, I must have been, well,,, over served again.

    GO BEARS!!!!How many Bears fans does it take to change a lightbulb?Hi fish how are ya??



    Go Pitt........How many Bears fans does it take to change a lightbulb?Doesn't matter. It's da lights out for da Bears !

    How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, it's because of Bush the bulb needs to be changed.How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?none because dems. have lived in the dark for so long we aren't afraid!!How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?100 because they need to sit in a committee and deliberate on it and they need the best minds they can think of to devise a strategyHow many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?You may not be ok.How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?ummm....ok....How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?Only one because they aren't as stupid as the Republicans!! They can't figure anything out!How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?3. One to put in the bulb, and 2 to lament the fact that there are some people who have no light bulbs.How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?Depends on your definition of %26quot;lightbulb!%26quot;How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?One less then the Republicans take .How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?one, unless they never learned how. then someone might need to explain it to them. im not sure you can answer this question. man you stumped me.How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?Only 2 more yyyeeaaarrrrrsssssss to GO!!And it will be changed!!Meanwhile keep your flashlite handy!!!PEACE and VOTE FOR HILLARY!!!!How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?So... what? You wasted five points to tell a stupid joke and you let me have two. Go you you intellectual you.How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?None. They like being in the dark.How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?Let me know when to laugh. Or is this not a joke?How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?None they will just start a new group to fund the homeless light bulb changers of America and we get to pay for it with our taxes.How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?Steve - This is the way it works man....



    1)You ask a question.....

    2) We answer the question.....



    But you dont get to answer your own question.



    P.S. Funny question thought! More MoreHow many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?None, the democrats have been cut off from the supply of light bulbs. THOSE are kept on the republican side of the voting polls.How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?A whole bunch!!!!!!!How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two. The trick is getting them inside the lightbulb.How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?You're one dim son of a *****

    How would Sarah Palin change a lightbulb?

    First she would spend $100000 on a more appropriate outfit.



    Then she would shoot the old light bulb off with an elephant gun.



    Then she would climb on the backs of the poor to reach the socket and put a 2000watt bulb in to show support for the energy companies.How would Sarah Palin change a lightbulb?Nope. All wrong. She would simply ask the Maverick, John McCain to do it. He's a maverick you know. He does mavericky things all day long. Part of the Maverick club, he is!





    Or maybe she'd hop in a helicopter and shoot it from the sky.How would Sarah Palin change a lightbulb?probably just call joe plumber...he'd change it for herHow would Sarah Palin change a lightbulb?lol

    but u got the second thing wrong she would drop a nuc on the country then she would climb on the backs of the poor to reach the socket and put a 2000watt bulb in to show support for the energy companies.How would Sarah Palin change a lightbulb?LMAO@first responseHow would Sarah Palin change a lightbulb? I don't know, I'll aska How would Sarah Palin change a lightbulb?she climb's on the back of Obama??How would Sarah Palin change a lightbulb?duh..where is my gun and is light bulb a endangered animal...

    but first i have to shop for right outfit...

    no no i am not spending my money, its yours, you dumbhead tax payers...How would Sarah Palin change a lightbulb?joe six pack will help her.How would Sarah Palin change a lightbulb?All these politicians needing to change lightbulbs. Just means they are all in the dark.



    And your jokes are still not funny! How would Sarah Palin change a lightbulb?That sounds about right, very good. I couldn`t improve on that...lolHow would Sarah Palin change a lightbulb?First she buys a $10000000 dress and matching Accessories for $4385722 then buy a helicopter fly it then get a top of the range gun and shoot it then hire someone to clean up the glass then thinks I can pay someone to do this and does just that.How would Sarah Palin change a lightbulb?Okay......first of all the clothes were loaned and will be donated after Nov 4 and secondly there's nothing wrong with a woman and her gun...third...don't you have better things to do right now? Go out and vote early since you have made up your mind and be done with it.



    And no...in case you're wondering, I am not a McCain/Palin supporter.How would Sarah Palin change a lightbulb?First off, she didn't spend 100,000 for clothing. The Republican party bought the clothes, and she will donate them to charity after the election is over. Are you Obama FOLLOWERS really so desperate that you continually have to harp on Sarah Palin? Sarah Palin has more sense in her little toe than Barry Obamabinladen has in his big ole coconut head. Read up on your prized candidate. You probably don't even know anything about him or why you are voting for him. Also, don't believe the liberal media.....remember the pathetic prediction that Kerry and Gore were going to win, too. How about that big DA Biden. Does he ever answer a question correctly?

    How any QPR fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    both of themHow any QPR fans does it take to change a lightbulb?Who wrote this about themselfs....About me: Don't like people who try to intimidate others with their bully tactics. Hate glory hunters who normally don't know anything about football, let alone their club's history.....yep it was dan,what a wanker....click his avatar..lolHow any QPR fans does it take to change a lightbulb?lol..you leave wee dan alone..he's having fun staying up till 8 o'clock...How any QPR fans does it take to change a lightbulb?do slums have lightbulbs ?How any QPR fans does it take to change a lightbulb?lmao! i was about to answer exactly the same =DHow any QPR fans does it take to change a lightbulb?hahahahahahahahahahahahah.wheres desperate dan noo.hawhawhahw.bedtime probably,the wee fudHow any QPR fans does it take to change a lightbulb?How many thick micks support a scottish tean instead or an Irish one.

    Pog ma hoin finnian prickHow any QPR fans does it take to change a lightbulb?lol, but yer maw can do it with her shareen nanjiani
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  • Does anyone know how to change a lightbulb in a Maytag microwave?

    I know it burnt out about 2 weeks ago and I know I can call the manufacturer but since I am here I was wondering if anyone knows anything about them...I can't find my intruction book either ..Thanks ..Does anyone know how to change a lightbulb in a Maytag microwave?I am going to assume it is an over the range.... take off the vent on top then look in the middle you will see a cover above where the bulb is remove it and change the bulbDoes anyone know how to change a lightbulb in a Maytag microwave?Tried calling Maytag customer service or looking on their website?Does anyone know how to change a lightbulb in a Maytag microwave?Take the cover off where the light bulb is and put the new bulb in. Make sure your microwave is unplugged first.Does anyone know how to change a lightbulb in a Maytag microwave?1) BARRICADE KIDS AWAY

    2) GET PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER

    3) UNPLUG UNIT

    4) REMOVE INNER DISH ASSEMBLY

    5) SET UNIT UPSIDE DOWN

    6) UNSCREW THOSE SCREWS THAT RETAIN SHELL

    7) UPRIGHT THE UNIT WHILE HOLDING TOGETHER

    8)GENTLY REMOVE OUTER SHELL

    9) REMOVE BULB

    10) REPLACE WITH LIKE BULB

    11) TAKE NOW-NEEDED HEADACHE MEDICINEDoes anyone know how to change a lightbulb in a Maytag microwave?Hi again E it would be in the front upper side right if it don't have a screw there you may be in trouble. In that case sell the house and move...... No that is usually where there at in most models. you'll see it it might be plastic covering or plastic with holes in it.

    How many experimental psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    the wittiest or more scientific/academic answer will win.How many experimental psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?It takes at least two, so that you can check for inter-observer reliability in the measurement of whether the lightbulb has indeed been changed or not.How many experimental psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?before or after the therapy session!???How many experimental psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?one but he has to run through a maze firstHow many experimental psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?PiHow many experimental psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?An infinite number. Every new participant introduces observational uncertainty so that one cannot simultaneously tell the position and velocity of the sequence of movements required to change the lightbulb, or even exactly where the lightbulb is at the exact time of changing (Heisenberg). Using quantum methods, one can calculate the probability of the lightbulb being in the changed state; however, by not having a true outside observer who is then observed, ad infinitum, there arises the Schrodinger's Lightbulb phenomenon whereby the lightbulb is both changed and not changed. Developments in String Theory promise to unravel this mystery in years to come, but it is unlikely to help the experimental psychologists.How many experimental psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?Seven. But the lightbulb has to want to be changed.How many experimental psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?Only one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.How many experimental psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?One, but the lightbulb must really want to change.

    How many MILFs does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Not a riddle, just tired of sitting in the dark.How many MILFs does it take to change a lightbulb?20...18 to keep the party goin' and 2 to search for the pack of bulbs!How many MILFs does it take to change a lightbulb?lmao! Goofball!How many MILFs does it take to change a lightbulb?5?How many MILFs does it take to change a lightbulb?O.o



    lolHow many MILFs does it take to change a lightbulb?1. They just climb up their portable stripper polesHow many MILFs does it take to change a lightbulb?Why can't the question be %26quot;Men I'd like to F*ck%26quot; instead off mums??

    I'd like him: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgmWqq96BJclovZzEDRSeOfsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20081210042842AAxwcJ5How many MILFs does it take to change a lightbulb?2 or 3How many MILFs does it take to change a lightbulb?10 to give me a lap dance.How many MILFs does it take to change a lightbulb?2, 1 to change the bulb and the other to hide with in the closet so when the light goes on, the other doesnt see the two of you doing the hibbity dibbity!How many MILFs does it take to change a lightbulb?Don't care...just want to do them.How many MILFs does it take to change a lightbulb?117How many MILFs does it take to change a lightbulb?7, and my mom shoudlnt read this stuff.. How many MILFs does it take to change a lightbulb?LOL

    %26lt;-- MILF haha :)How many MILFs does it take to change a lightbulb?An infinite number. I don't think that they could get it done collectively.

    How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Fish is not the answer.How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?42. :)How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?Wheeeeeee! :)

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    How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?Red Strawberry, better to skip over it than say %26quot;screw you%26quot;...honestly.

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    How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?a lion faced telephone swarming with bees and a lima bean.How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?god, why the hell do people keep posting this?????????

    it's annoying....

    screw you, seriously.

    go ahead, thumbs me down. i'd appreciate it