Answer in 20 minutes.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?4.
1 to argue if it is a sport based or reality based lightbulb.
1 to point out the philosophy of light bulb changing, and to practice light bulb changing Kata to perfect his light bulb changing technique.
1 to wait for a grandmaster to show him how to change the light bulb.
and 1 person to actually get a ladder or chair and actually do it.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?I'll wait for your answer.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?3 one to hold the ladder one to do it and one to say thats not how we do it in my systemHow many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?err.... 1? I fink or 43How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?If the martial artist is Korean, it will only TAE KWONHow many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?that'll give me time to mind meld with the light bulb you made upHow many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?Fastfists is right!!! Afterall, that's NOT how we do it in my system...How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?One, but the light bulb must want to changeHow many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?Yeah, super slow? it takes 2, one to break it and one to install the new one!How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?Screwing or not screwing the lightbulb is not the true objective of a real martial artist. The ultimate goal of the martial arts is to screw one's self and then enlighten others to do the same.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?one to train the chimp (or lindsey lohan) to do it.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?1 Sensei to hold the bulb and a class of 20+ to turn the house.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?I missed my chance on this one but your answer is funny.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change the bulb %26amp; another to round kick the chair from under him.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?2. One to do it, making sure not to touch it while it's hot or broken.
And the other to put up a website and train a class of 50 cultists...errr...followers who are not allowed to change lightbulbs, but are told the steps of changing a lightbulb and train individually with wet towels, which are said to represent the lightbulb. They can never actually touch the towels, though, either, as their technique is teh d34dly for even towels. But they assure everyone that if they were to change the lightbulb, they would do it with no rules: hot, broken, anyway it came to them they can definitely change it. And they also hate anyone who has actually ever changed a lightbulb because those who change lightbulbs are rude, full of themselves, and apparently are always being turned down to train with the true Lightbulbists. I think they call it Mishin Kyu System of lightbulb changing and they are the only real Lightbulbists. Everyone else is a Sportbulbist.How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?one chuch norris roundhouse
