Most creative, plausible answer wins.
Go!How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?well figure they are around a foot tall. so lets see. 16 of those little ducks. 2 stacks of 8 standing on top of each other. that would be to stacks 7 foot tall. on duck would take the old bulb out. one would climb up the other stack and hold the new one. the one that takes the old bulb could just drop it. then the one holding the new one could pass it to the one that took the old bulb out and he could put it in. dang i hope the turned the dang switch of. i would hate for him to get his beek stuck up in the socket while it was on. then it would fire 8 of them. well may not be that bad we could have fried duck for supper.How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?7. Just 'cuse 7 is an awesome number. :]How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?quackHow many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?None.
They got an electrician to do it.
But he never sent them the BILL.How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?Umm... do mean the bird duck or go down duck (like someone shouts 'DUCK!')??
:S
:DHow many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?There were four but the other one went quackers and was sectioned.How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?1, because any more and they would quack it (bah dum bum cccchhhh)How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?3 because I ate the fourth one %26quot;a La Orange%26quot;How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?Probably none, all of my light bulbs are working fine. Oh crap one just went out...here ducky...How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?Just two, one to boost him up, and the other to later get down off his back.
hahahahahah..........get it ? Get DOWN off the ducks back???
hmmmmm.....tough room.How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?OMG, YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY......
SHOCKING
I will start from the beginning, well, heres the story.....
I woke up 7am, like I usually do, got dressed into my school clothes and brished my teeth. i went downstairs to, and when i entered the living room, and went to switch on the light....
BOOM
the switch EXPLODED and i felt a sudden darkness around me....
I slowly moved the curtains, peeping outside. but it was too dark, no streetlights, NOTHING.
all of a sudden, the radio automatically turned on! they stated that the WHOLE OF BRITAIN's lights had gone off!
So in shock, i quickly quackly called the electrician.
The one, the only,
SUPER-ELECTRICIAN-SUPERCALIFRAJALISTIC?br>
He is the best in the whole of Britian! Honestly, people these days always take ducks for granted!
But he was excellent, he changed ALL our lightbulbs for us and managed to get ALL the lights in Britain working again!
I will never under-estimate ducks again.
So my answer?
1.
Just one,
super-electrician-supercalifrajalistic?br>
DUCKS RULE. - and dont you forget that! :D
P.S. I am 13 and I did make this story up myself, its not great but its funny. i write stories all the time and one day i want to be a best-selling author!
obv the stories i usually write are nothing like this, but i think this is pretty good ;) Lol
so please pick my duck story!
Thank you.How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?I find this question offensive. If I want a light bulb changed I make my butler do it.
