Charismatics: Only one. Their hands are already in the air.
Roman Catholics: None. They use candles.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb; however, if, in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb and two or three committees to approve the change. Also bring a casserole.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Pagan lightbulb jokes...
Druids: 501. One to change the bulb and 500 to align the new stone.
Family Traditionalists: %26quot;Candle light was good enough for our ancestors, it's good enough for us!%26quot;
(or) %26quot;Go ask your own grandmother!%26quot;
Astrologers: %26quot;Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!%26quot;
Pagans: Six. One to change it, and five to sit around complaining that lightbulbs never burned out before those Christians came along.
Gardernian Wiccans: Sorry, that's a Third Degree secret.
(or, In a low ominous tone) %26quot;Why do you want to know... initiate?%26quot;
Alexandrian Wiccans: Dunno - we haven't looked it up in the Gardnerian Book Of Shadows yet.
(or) 13. One High Priestess to change the bulb, and 12 to hold her up under all that jewelry.
(or) %26quot;Let's go see how the Gardnerians do it!%26quot;
Brit Trad Wiccans: 13. One to change the bulb, and 12 to mourn the passing of the old bulb.
Solitary witches: (if they actually ask 'how many?', drum your fingers and stare at them as you wait for them to grasp the obvious)
Wiccans: Four. One for each direction.
Buckland Witches: %26quot;Refer to my second book, 'Practical Light Bulb Changing', by Raymond Buckland...%26quot;How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Atheists: Just one. We don't need a reverend to help determine whether changing a lightbulb is the will of God.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?I am a Christian and I LOVED this. I copied it to send to some friends- I hope that is ok. VERY FUNNY STUFF.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Lol. Funny stuff. Even a Christian should like it
I think any religious person could change a lightbulb, but uh, putting the bulb into the hole is the hardest partHow many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?That was good, but damn, i thought you'd mention Orthodox Christians too.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?lol hilarious you deserve a star for this oneHow many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?I love the ask and will print it for several religious friends. You forgot Methodists.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?You left out Jews!!! WE ALWAYS GET LEFT OUT!!!
It takes one Jew to change a light bulb....we point to our Christian janitor and tell him to change it.
Ohhhhhh. Snapppppp.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three prostitutes for Swaggart!How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Pretty good! lol! Excellent job! How about the Evangelicals? They're none, too. They have to find the passage in the Bible that OK's changing a light bulb before they do it.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?How many Heathens to change a lightbulb ?
- About a dozen. One holds the lightbulb and the others drink enough mead to make the room spin.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?I copied and emailed it to my atheist heathren brother. He'll get a kick out of it. lolHow many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?very creative. You left out the muslims.
for them it takes 22 suicide bombers to clear the way for one who can take control and command the world to face east on their knees and accept the change.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Nice...............
Live well............
illuminosticHow many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Thank you! That's glorious.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Evangelical Fundamentalists None, They just pray to be shown the light.
Satan worshipers None, the dark suits them.
Amish What's a light bulb?How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Scientologists: 4 one to change it. 3 to figure out how to make money out of it.How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?Great question. And for once EVERYONE got that it was a joke.
Okay, almost everyone....sigh....How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?How many un beleivers does it take to tell a funny joke?
None they have no imagination.
bet you dont like it when people tell stupid Jokes about you.
