Most creative answer wins!How many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?The answer is: 7
one to go into the store to buy the bulb, but then he sees a jew and blows himself up
one more to find another store and go, but being high off of the bomb making fumes, he ends up buying an adult 'toy' and shames himself (he is killed for the shame brought upon his family and whatnot)
one more finds the store, but walks in with his eyes shut (trying to not see jews and end up like number one), noone will help him since he won't speak to anyone (can't talk to jews either)
one more to actually get the bulb, and take it to the counter, but the cashier doesn't accept the plastic key to heaven as payment
the next one buys it online with a stolen credit card number
it is shipped to the wrong address because he is in hiding
the next one gets a bulb from his neighbor and finishes the job, only to realize that it isn't a halogen and WILL NOT DO! (those jihadists are VERY environmentally friendly)
last one finds a halogen in the rubble of the store number one went to, and steals it. Finishes the job and PRAISE BE TO ALLAHhahahahaha!How many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?they dont have electricity, how would they know how to change the bulbHow many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?Stupid... grow upHow many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?dont know they keep blowing themselves upHow many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?non
as there only interest is killing people
(also they do not believe in modernisation thus
no to electricity %26amp; bulbs)
its back to the stone-age for themHow many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?they can't, instead of changing it, they're trying to convert it!How many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?This is simple,it takes two, 1 to do the work and the other to read the insructions!!!!!!!How many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?They don't need a bulb in first place coz they make more light when they explode themselves!
That reminds me of this cool cartoon that saw in best of few last words. Trainer terrorist teaching the new recruits how to be a suicide bomber. caption: %26quot;Watch carefully...I can't do this again%26quot; LOL ;-0How many jihadist does it take to change a lightbulb?Allah-t!
