None, because they're all sitting around, waiting for it to evolve into a chandelier. Never mind that it takes a far greater leap of %26quot;faith%26quot; to believe that not only will it take place again, but that it already has.
And don't bother arguing rationally with them because their minds are already made up and they're just sure that they're going to find that fossilized Maglite %26quot;missing link%26quot; some day. They'll just make fun of you and tell you that there's no other way to think or believe except theirs, despite their alleged 'tolerance.'
I'm sure you atheists will understand that just fine. Don't bother letting me know what you think. . .I really don't care.How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?1How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?None, it's the power of God.How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?That is polish and the joke is ,,,it takes threeHow many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?pray. don't touch the light switch. just pray.
maybe the light will just COME ON.How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?How many tiny nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?No, they can see the light, they are praying for it to change.How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?Ambrose Bierce's corpse = 500,000 RPM.How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?Why don't YOU tell me...How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?You have way to much time on your hands.How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?It should be %26quot;let me know what I should think%26quot;How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?that made NO sense at all but I LOVE GOD!!!!!!!!! NO MATTER WUT U SAY IT WILL NEVER CHANGE!!!!How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?Light bulbs aren't in the Bible. They are a creation of that atheist Edison so they have to be evil.
Gee, I think I just figured the Amish out. That is weird.....How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?i think that you are denying christian faith and will should spend the rest of your life ejoying yourself, cuz whe you die, you will spend eternity in flames being oked at by a guy in a pitchforkHow many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?You've been eating the wallpaper paste again, haven't you?How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?it depends on if its a standard or flourecent ...How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?i think that you might fall into the category of being a unbelieving fool...you asked for that ...you got it ..get her done dirt brain..How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?Just one in my house ,and I will pray no one turn the switch on when i'm doing it.How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?%26quot;Whoa - that didn't make much sense.%26quot; There was one thing you said that was correct. Your question doesn't make much sense but then even you could figure that out, can't you? Maybe?How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?So, Christians don't believe light bulbs exist?
Good Grief!
How low can the attacks go? Oh-well, keep'um coming.
Joh 15:18 %26quot;If the world hates you, know that it has hated me before it hated you.
Joh 15:19 If you were of the world, the world would love you as its own; but because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you.How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?Can you say %26quot;freedom of religion%26quot;? Come on, now, you must have something better to do with your time than insult others........... don't you?
