Only one, any more than that would be considered ecumenical.
Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
Atheists: None. Atheists do not believe in lightbulbs.
TV evangelists: One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.
Fundamentalists: THE BIBLE DOES *NOT* SAY *ANYTHING* ABOUT LIGHT BULBS!!!!Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?Glad you can laugh at yourselves for a change...oh and you forgot the Agnostics:can't decide whether to change the lightbulbs or not.Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?YOU ARE PUT IT TO THE POINTLets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?We all need to take time to laugh at ourselves. :PLets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?almost funny. :]Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?the additional details is probably the funniest joke of all time.
1,000 honorary points!!Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?well, i think that just about covered everyone. I think the atheist one was the funniest. thanks for the laughLets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?what about Jehovah witness and Wesleyan you forgot themLets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?Having fit into several of those catagories at different times in my life I can say%26quot; Very funny.%26quot; If we can't laugh at our differences, we won't be able to build upon our commonalities.Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?All of it is funny apart from the one where you deride my beliefs.
LOL.Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He lay awake at night wondering if there was a Dog!Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?JW's don't have light bulbs, they live in the dark.Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?2 points yeah!!Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?not funnyLets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?What's red and black and has trouble going through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
