How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's a tough question. First, they would have to form committee to discuss the benefits of the changing of the lightbulb. Once the committee makes its recommendation, it would have to go to a floor vote. The process then goes out to tender to decide what company applies to change the lightbulb. Companies would then submit their best price.The winning company then is awarded the job and is about to start work on changing the lightbulb at a cost of $250 million dollars. Just prior to the start of work, it is found that a republican had accepted a bribe. This was determined due to wire taps placed by the FBI. A special judicial senate hearing is called to determine if the president was involved. After a long drawn out affair, the guilty republican is charged with a federal crime and sent to prison.



In the meantime, the cleaning lady who is not a republican or democrat has gone ahead and changed the bulb.How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?26fm2's answer was really good also.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?NONE!



Let the libs fail in the dark!How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?None. They only screw the poor.





Of course, they do need one to say it's Clinton's fault the light is out. The also need one to go on Faux News and say CNN is at fault. They need one to lead a subcommittee to produce a 1000-page report on failed light bulbs during the Carter administration.How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?none. they'll find a dem to do it.How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?that's funny! I like the first answer.How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?What's the answer??? Haha I'm dying to know!How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?I don't know. How many does it take?How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?One, but it takes a village of democrats to change one.How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?none, they'd get a democrat to do it for moneyHow many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?It takes one Republican to change a light bulb....he has to tell the Democrat the light is outHow many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?1 ---but the president can't find it!How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?Just one to tell a dumbass democrap to do it and where the bulb is and how to do it.How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?all of them. theyll all get together and make a plan for the best way to approach the problem of the lightbulb.....then they'll end up burning the house downHow many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?10 one to change it and nine to argue if it should be allowed into the United States.How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?none they get a Mexican to do it for them at half priceHow many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?None. They have an illegal immigrant worker do it and then pray about its successful instillation.How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?wow this was about the most unoriginal joke ive ever heard. you should put a hit out on yourself for this.How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?9



One Republican to change it and 8 Supreme Court Justices to clear him after the Democrats claim the light bulb had it's civil rights violated.How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?it only takes 2 to screw in a lightblub

question is how to get them in there ?How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?republicans don't know how,otherwise they would have screwed in the one missing in Bush's headHow many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?Everyone continues to be negative..What do you hope to gain by asking dumb questions........Think.....ask an intelligent question, I know you can do it%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;..Think%26gt;Not nice Aristotle on your additiional remark