Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one-men will screw anything;)



How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to hold the bulb, and the other 4 to turn her around!



How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? What impels you to ask that question?



How many light bulbs does it take to unscrew a woman? None!



Um, I'm running out! Ok one more:



A bit of a different joke that involves a light bulb-what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?



You could unscrew the light bulb! ;)Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?Q: how many dragon ball z characters does it take to change a lightbulb????



A: just one but it takes 40 episodes!!! lololololol



someone told me that yesterday I almost died! you have to watch to know what i mean.Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?yes I like this one. It is an American joke as being told in Poland.... ok... How many americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...





One.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?How many policemen takes to screw a lightbulb?

6.

1 goes to the switch to turn the lightbulb off.

1 gets on a table and holds the lightbulb .

And the other 4 rotate the table!lolololololololololGot a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?how many blondes does it take to turn a light bulb?

five

four for every direction aorund the bulb

and one to actually hold the bulb!!!!!!!!!!!Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?how many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?





6

1. to think about why the light went out in the 1st place

1. to work out whether the light existed in the 1st place

1. to decide whether it is worth putting in a new lightbulb... when it may not even exist

and 3. to stand there making useless comments about the whole existence of the room they are in and the matter surrounding them!



oh, and maybe an extra one to run to get help from someone who is in their right state of mind and is able to fix the lightbulb so that the philosophers are not standing there, wondering, in the dark...Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it has to really want to change!Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?no

How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven



One to hold the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder and five to drink and shoot up until the room starts spinning.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?None, get her baby's fathers to do it.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?1How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?Eight.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?noneHow many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?Three - one to actually change the lightbulb, one to watch her baby, and one to hold her joint and beer.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?You know, I'm sick of Anna Nichol Smith and I didn't think much of her when she was alive, but this is in very poor taste.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?The poor girls dead, so im guessing none? These jokes are much funnier when theyre about men!!!How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?NONE. just 24/7 media to make it spinHow many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?9989989898How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?Ha Ha Very Funny R.R.L.!

Ya'll wrong for this!How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?This is just sick and sad..... Let the poor woman RIP.

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How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?

Its rude to make joke with a person after his/her death.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?Come-on respect the deadHow many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?you need to reincarnate her first.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?Quite a few cause even when she was alive she was EXTREMELY flaky.



Now I think we should respect the dead, but we also should have a sense of humor as well. And why the heck are we subjected to all of the media attention?? I mean she was just a ditzy playmate and actress, so why is she getting more air time than all the troops that keep dying in Iraq? or anyone else for that matter.

How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?

none, they get there PA's to do it for them.How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?Do tell!How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?Only one, the other two hold his trousers up :)How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?Depends if Cowell's got his high heels on as the other's couldnt reachHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?1, Louis because



Sharon is far too fabulous

Simons too smallHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?3

simon to make fun of it

sharon to say its fabulous

and louis to attempt to do it then accidentally electrocute himselfHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?all of them as there all light headsHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?surely when you put a question under jokes and riddles it's because you are goin to tell us one, not because you want someone else to finish your joke and give you the punch lineHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?what a silly question. answer mine, do ginger haired people have souls?How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?passHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?None. They hold auditions for a live show, %26quot;Bulb Factor%26quot;, starting next easter on itv2.How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?4How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?15How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?they all hold on and wait for the world to revolve around them!How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?How many judges, change a light-bulb???

i dont think any of them could;

So all of them still would be unable;

They'ed have to put it to the audience at 1:50 a minute, they could dicide; then we could all look at the dark tele screen cause none of them have a clue.How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?All 3 of em.

How many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?

None...they wait until their mother does itHow many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?ONEHow many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?None.. they cannot afford a lightbulbHow many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?None. This would constitute doing work and therefore earning money.How many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?The only one!How many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they'd ask their mothers!How many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?So tell us djddan, how %26quot;YOU%26quot; do it?How many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?I would have to go with one.How many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?none---their mum or dad will do it.How many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?five, and their mother

one for each direction on the compass - so they each stand on four sides of the light bulb - the fifth to hold the table and the mother to call out each name to tell them to turn

e.g. if the four are called A,B,C,D

a = North

b = East

c = South

d = West



so mother would say A u turn now, till ur hand reaches B etc etcHow many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?i'm 35 unemployed and wealthy i don't change lightbulbs i pay people to do thing's like thatHow many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they ask their Mom to do it for them............

How Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

None. Canadians don't try to change lightbulbs. They accept them the way are.How Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?boooriingHow Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?Not funny..How Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?Actually, that is kinda funny.How Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?Somebody should try to change you...How Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?wudnt be the best joke ive ever heard . . .good attempt though!!How Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?lol, thats really clever. I love it! =3 Here's a strange fact: The average Canadian makes fun of 15 crippled people every day. Going off my info... they accept lightbulbs but can't help but make fun of the poor soul in the wheelchair... interesting. 0_oHow Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?a little dull

How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they all just sit around crying over it.How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?lol nice one!How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?Funny.!!!How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?Right fine ok.How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?Or, none because they like the dark!!How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?thats a good one!How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?Boo hoo...How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?and cutting their wrists

lol

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