How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one-men will screw anything;)
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to hold the bulb, and the other 4 to turn her around!
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? What impels you to ask that question?
How many light bulbs does it take to unscrew a woman? None!
Um, I'm running out! Ok one more:
A bit of a different joke that involves a light bulb-what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You could unscrew the light bulb! ;)Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?Q: how many dragon ball z characters does it take to change a lightbulb????
A: just one but it takes 40 episodes!!! lololololol
someone told me that yesterday I almost died! you have to watch to know what i mean.Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?yes I like this one. It is an American joke as being told in Poland.... ok... How many americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
One.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?How many policemen takes to screw a lightbulb?
6.
1 goes to the switch to turn the lightbulb off.
1 gets on a table and holds the lightbulb .
And the other 4 rotate the table!lolololololololololGot a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?how many blondes does it take to turn a light bulb?
five
four for every direction aorund the bulb
and one to actually hold the bulb!!!!!!!!!!!Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?how many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
6
1. to think about why the light went out in the 1st place
1. to work out whether the light existed in the 1st place
1. to decide whether it is worth putting in a new lightbulb... when it may not even exist
and 3. to stand there making useless comments about the whole existence of the room they are in and the matter surrounding them!
oh, and maybe an extra one to run to get help from someone who is in their right state of mind and is able to fix the lightbulb so that the philosophers are not standing there, wondering, in the dark...Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it has to really want to change!Got a good 'lightbulb change' joke? One which goes like how many does it take to...?no
Friday, September 23, 2011
How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven
One to hold the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder and five to drink and shoot up until the room starts spinning.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?None, get her baby's fathers to do it.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?1How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?Eight.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?noneHow many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?Three - one to actually change the lightbulb, one to watch her baby, and one to hold her joint and beer.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?You know, I'm sick of Anna Nichol Smith and I didn't think much of her when she was alive, but this is in very poor taste.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?The poor girls dead, so im guessing none? These jokes are much funnier when theyre about men!!!How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?NONE. just 24/7 media to make it spinHow many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?9989989898How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?Ha Ha Very Funny R.R.L.!
Ya'll wrong for this!How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?This is just sick and sad..... Let the poor woman RIP.Echo home bedding shampoo for colored hair
One to hold the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder and five to drink and shoot up until the room starts spinning.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?None, get her baby's fathers to do it.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?1How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?Eight.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?noneHow many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?Three - one to actually change the lightbulb, one to watch her baby, and one to hold her joint and beer.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?You know, I'm sick of Anna Nichol Smith and I didn't think much of her when she was alive, but this is in very poor taste.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?The poor girls dead, so im guessing none? These jokes are much funnier when theyre about men!!!How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?NONE. just 24/7 media to make it spinHow many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?9989989898How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?Ha Ha Very Funny R.R.L.!
Ya'll wrong for this!How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?This is just sick and sad..... Let the poor woman RIP.
How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Its rude to make joke with a person after his/her death.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?Come-on respect the deadHow many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?you need to reincarnate her first.How many Anna Nichol Smiths does it take to change a lightbulb?Quite a few cause even when she was alive she was EXTREMELY flaky.
Now I think we should respect the dead, but we also should have a sense of humor as well. And why the heck are we subjected to all of the media attention?? I mean she was just a ditzy playmate and actress, so why is she getting more air time than all the troops that keep dying in Iraq? or anyone else for that matter.
Now I think we should respect the dead, but we also should have a sense of humor as well. And why the heck are we subjected to all of the media attention?? I mean she was just a ditzy playmate and actress, so why is she getting more air time than all the troops that keep dying in Iraq? or anyone else for that matter.
How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, they get there PA's to do it for them.How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?Do tell!How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?Only one, the other two hold his trousers up :)How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?Depends if Cowell's got his high heels on as the other's couldnt reachHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?1, Louis because
Sharon is far too fabulous
Simons too smallHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?3
simon to make fun of it
sharon to say its fabulous
and louis to attempt to do it then accidentally electrocute himselfHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?all of them as there all light headsHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?surely when you put a question under jokes and riddles it's because you are goin to tell us one, not because you want someone else to finish your joke and give you the punch lineHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?what a silly question. answer mine, do ginger haired people have souls?How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?passHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?None. They hold auditions for a live show, %26quot;Bulb Factor%26quot;, starting next easter on itv2.How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?4How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?15How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?they all hold on and wait for the world to revolve around them!How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?How many judges, change a light-bulb???
i dont think any of them could;
So all of them still would be unable;
They'ed have to put it to the audience at 1:50 a minute, they could dicide; then we could all look at the dark tele screen cause none of them have a clue.How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?All 3 of em.
Sharon is far too fabulous
Simons too smallHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?3
simon to make fun of it
sharon to say its fabulous
and louis to attempt to do it then accidentally electrocute himselfHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?all of them as there all light headsHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?surely when you put a question under jokes and riddles it's because you are goin to tell us one, not because you want someone else to finish your joke and give you the punch lineHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?what a silly question. answer mine, do ginger haired people have souls?How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?passHow many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?None. They hold auditions for a live show, %26quot;Bulb Factor%26quot;, starting next easter on itv2.How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?4How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?15How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?they all hold on and wait for the world to revolve around them!How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?How many judges, change a light-bulb???
i dont think any of them could;
So all of them still would be unable;
They'ed have to put it to the audience at 1:50 a minute, they could dicide; then we could all look at the dark tele screen cause none of them have a clue.How many X Factor judges does it take to change a lightbulb?All 3 of em.
How many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?
None...they wait until their mother does itHow many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?ONEHow many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?None.. they cannot afford a lightbulbHow many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?None. This would constitute doing work and therefore earning money.How many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?The only one!How many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they'd ask their mothers!How many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?So tell us djddan, how %26quot;YOU%26quot; do it?How many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?I would have to go with one.How many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?none---their mum or dad will do it.How many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?five, and their mother
one for each direction on the compass - so they each stand on four sides of the light bulb - the fifth to hold the table and the mother to call out each name to tell them to turn
e.g. if the four are called A,B,C,D
a = North
b = East
c = South
d = West
so mother would say A u turn now, till ur hand reaches B etc etcHow many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?i'm 35 unemployed and wealthy i don't change lightbulbs i pay people to do thing's like thatHow many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they ask their Mom to do it for them............
one for each direction on the compass - so they each stand on four sides of the light bulb - the fifth to hold the table and the mother to call out each name to tell them to turn
e.g. if the four are called A,B,C,D
a = North
b = East
c = South
d = West
so mother would say A u turn now, till ur hand reaches B etc etcHow many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?i'm 35 unemployed and wealthy i don't change lightbulbs i pay people to do thing's like thatHow many unemployed 35 year olds that live with their mother does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they ask their Mom to do it for them............
How Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
None. Canadians don't try to change lightbulbs. They accept them the way are.How Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?boooriingHow Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?Not funny..How Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?Actually, that is kinda funny.How Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?Somebody should try to change you...How Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?wudnt be the best joke ive ever heard . . .good attempt though!!How Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?lol, thats really clever. I love it! =3 Here's a strange fact: The average Canadian makes fun of 15 crippled people every day. Going off my info... they accept lightbulbs but can't help but make fun of the poor soul in the wheelchair... interesting. 0_oHow Many Canadians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?a little dull
How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all just sit around crying over it.How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?lol nice one!How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?Funny.!!!How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?Right fine ok.How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?Or, none because they like the dark!!How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?thats a good one!How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?Boo hoo...How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?and cutting their wrists
lolhow to cook steak hair magazine
lol
How many hippopotamus does it take to change a lightbulb?
I think it only takes one... but he's got to be inspired to do it.How many hippopotamus does it take to change a lightbulb?About 3 or 4. They probably keep breaking the step ladder because they are so heavy.How many hippopotamus does it take to change a lightbulb?idk :(How many hippopotamus does it take to change a lightbulb?a million.How many hippopotamus does it take to change a lightbulb?none..
theyre not that smartHow many hippopotamus does it take to change a lightbulb?I want a hippopotamus for Christmas so I can get him to change light bulbs for me...
:P
.How many hippopotamus does it take to change a lightbulb?Just 1 if it's pink.
I miss George.How many hippopotamus does it take to change a lightbulb?None...
theyre not that smartHow many hippopotamus does it take to change a lightbulb?I want a hippopotamus for Christmas so I can get him to change light bulbs for me...
:P
.How many hippopotamus does it take to change a lightbulb?Just 1 if it's pink.
I miss George.How many hippopotamus does it take to change a lightbulb?None...
Riddle: How many sexy guys does it take to change a lightbulb...?
who needs him to change a lightbulb if he is sexyRiddle: How many sexy guys does it take to change a lightbulb...?As many as you want! lol.Riddle: How many sexy guys does it take to change a lightbulb...?I didn't know justin timberlake changed lightbulbs!!!!Riddle: How many sexy guys does it take to change a lightbulb...?just one, my husband.Riddle: How many sexy guys does it take to change a lightbulb...?None for me cause if the lights went out and sexy men were in the room, you know I'd change that as fast as I could, myself!
But really, umm, I give up! How many?Riddle: How many sexy guys does it take to change a lightbulb...?does it matter? we're sexy!Riddle: How many sexy guys does it take to change a lightbulb...?Just me. I like to screw it in the best.Riddle: How many sexy guys does it take to change a lightbulb...?If they're really sexy...who cares about the lightbulb..Riddle: How many sexy guys does it take to change a lightbulb...?i dunno, lets see how fast i could make ur world turn around, just hold the bulb in place and my sexiness will do the rest
But really, umm, I give up! How many?Riddle: How many sexy guys does it take to change a lightbulb...?does it matter? we're sexy!Riddle: How many sexy guys does it take to change a lightbulb...?Just me. I like to screw it in the best.Riddle: How many sexy guys does it take to change a lightbulb...?If they're really sexy...who cares about the lightbulb..Riddle: How many sexy guys does it take to change a lightbulb...?i dunno, lets see how fast i could make ur world turn around, just hold the bulb in place and my sexiness will do the rest
How many stormtroopers (star wars) does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one untill Obi-Won Kenobi comes around.
*Jedi hand wave* You don't need to change the light bulb.How many stormtroopers (star wars) does it take to change a lightbulb?Just one but the light bulb has to want to change.How many stormtroopers (star wars) does it take to change a lightbulb?None. Stormtroopers aren't afraid of the dark.
*Jedi hand wave* You don't need to change the light bulb.How many stormtroopers (star wars) does it take to change a lightbulb?Just one but the light bulb has to want to change.How many stormtroopers (star wars) does it take to change a lightbulb?None. Stormtroopers aren't afraid of the dark.
How many hippopotamus in yellow tutu does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It is the alligators job!!!How many hippopotamus in yellow tutu does it take to change a lightbulb?1,573. Yep a yellow tutu challenges their equilibrium.How many hippopotamus in yellow tutu does it take to change a lightbulb?only one if it stands on the flamingos head...good morningsmell like shampoo Bounce back error message received from
How many pshycologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
oh just the one ,but the lightbulb must want to changeHow many pshycologists does it take to change a lightbulb?Ha ha ha, Funny! LolHow many pshycologists does it take to change a lightbulb?lolHow many pshycologists does it take to change a lightbulb?I am not really laughing dude.How many pshycologists does it take to change a lightbulb?hav a star lolHow many pshycologists does it take to change a lightbulb?And how many heterosexual Anglican priests does it take to change a lightbulb--only one, but you're gonna be waiting in the dark for a long, long time!How many pshycologists does it take to change a lightbulb?nice one....How many pshycologists does it take to change a lightbulb?LOL, i'm a (trainee) clinical psychologist aswell!
How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just wondering...How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?None. They'd blame the absence of light on the last govt.How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?None ... they get their secretaries to do it for themHow many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?Just the one, they're all experts in screwing things up.How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?I did not know that labour MPs were aware that lightbulbs existed.How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?65,421.32
64,420.32 to hold the chair
1 Labor MP to thread the bulb.
Are you happy now? hope I made your day.
Now you know how many labor MP's can stand on the head of a pin...How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?2 of course, 1 to change it, and the other to lick Gordon Browns (*^(^(%26amp;How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?1
no, 2
no wait 7
no, it's 1
I think.How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?At least a hundred less than the Tories would need.
Tories would use a servant being paid minimum wage to achieve what 100 highly paid MP's could not work out.
Exploitation at its worst but the Tories call it delegation, or worse empowering the employee. ie. getting someone else to do the dirty work and take the blame if something goes wrong.How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?Two manyHow many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?They wouldn't know how, just like they don't know about anything else that matters.How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?1, efficiently %26amp; saving money %26amp; resources.
But 50,000 conservatives to stand by watch and say %26quot;its time for a change%26quot; %26amp; %26quot;we could of done it better%26quot;, %26quot; ours would of been built to last%26quot;
%26amp; then spend the next 100 years deciding which 1 of them is going to do it................
say no more !How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they'd have to publish a task force document on it first!
64,420.32 to hold the chair
1 Labor MP to thread the bulb.
Are you happy now? hope I made your day.
Now you know how many labor MP's can stand on the head of a pin...How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?2 of course, 1 to change it, and the other to lick Gordon Browns (*^(^(%26amp;How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?1
no, 2
no wait 7
no, it's 1
I think.How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?At least a hundred less than the Tories would need.
Tories would use a servant being paid minimum wage to achieve what 100 highly paid MP's could not work out.
Exploitation at its worst but the Tories call it delegation, or worse empowering the employee. ie. getting someone else to do the dirty work and take the blame if something goes wrong.How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?Two manyHow many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?They wouldn't know how, just like they don't know about anything else that matters.How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?1, efficiently %26amp; saving money %26amp; resources.
But 50,000 conservatives to stand by watch and say %26quot;its time for a change%26quot; %26amp; %26quot;we could of done it better%26quot;, %26quot; ours would of been built to last%26quot;
%26amp; then spend the next 100 years deciding which 1 of them is going to do it................
say no more !How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they'd have to publish a task force document on it first!
I am Confused How to Change a lightbulb?
turn off the light switch unscrew the light bulb to the left and screw in the new one to the right
its pretty straight forwardI am Confused How to Change a lightbulb?righty tighty, lefty loosy :)I am Confused How to Change a lightbulb?how many women does it take to change a light bulb?
none, cuz they will just sit in the dark and complain until the man gets home
its pretty straight forwardI am Confused How to Change a lightbulb?righty tighty, lefty loosy :)I am Confused How to Change a lightbulb?how many women does it take to change a light bulb?
none, cuz they will just sit in the dark and complain until the man gets home
How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?
none...they are too busy asking and answering to botherHow many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?None - they ask someone else to do it.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?It depends how many points you get for changing it!How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?96How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?just 1?How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?two-one to ask how it's done and one to actually do it?How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?alotHow many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?ROFL atleast 1How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?All of them.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?ONE....the one that prys themself away from the computer to do it.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?Only one in this household - me.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?hmmm.... 562.... yeah 562....How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?69 of themHow many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?None...they will just use the computer screen for light.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?who has time to change a light bulb,i am to busy answering questionHow many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?depends if ur getting the real answer-ers or the spamers just trying to get points...How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?How many do you think?How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?Depends on if the light bulb truly wants to %26quot;change%26quot; or not.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?2
One female to go to the store and shop for the lightbulb and one man to put it in the socket.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?One! The answerer who needs the 10 points.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?one is enough and thats YOU !!!How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?This one doesn't need a light bulb. The computer screen is light enough!How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?Every last one of them, because they have to discuss it, then debate it out, and then one will find out that they'll get 10 points for changing it, so they'll race to it.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?For your nickname, that's a pretty stupid questionHow many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?OneHow many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?(3/4*19)/(12x*-3/14^2)-5/2*16xHow many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?At least 2, but the number depends on how soon there's a Best Answer.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?depends on who it is. None they are all here. I actually only spend about 30 minutes here a week so I have plenty of time to change lightbulbs though I usually get on of the guys to do it. That and trash. I get stuck with everything else.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?3 to tell you that your racist.
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2 to feel sorry for your plight
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3 to explain their experience changing lightbulbs
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1 to agree with one of the people who told you that your racist.
=
9How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?8 plus 1 moderator........
One to tell you that Jesus will show you the way
One to tell you that Allah frowns upon your use of lightbulbs
One to say %26quot;Don't know%26quot;
One to say %26quot;You sicko%26quot;
One to say %26quot;Do you like my Avatar?%26quot;
One to say %26quot;Do it yourself you moron!%26quot; (or other such abuse)
One to report you for a violation, as light bulb changing could be seen as offensive to Muslims
One to copy and paste the answer from Wikipedia
and finally a Yahoo moderator to remove your question because of a violation that you are inciting racial hatred to candlesHow many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?as many possible (all) one asks how it has to be done, get many answers, then he put the question trough vote because he still don't understands.............
One female to go to the store and shop for the lightbulb and one man to put it in the socket.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?One! The answerer who needs the 10 points.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?one is enough and thats YOU !!!How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?This one doesn't need a light bulb. The computer screen is light enough!How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?Every last one of them, because they have to discuss it, then debate it out, and then one will find out that they'll get 10 points for changing it, so they'll race to it.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?For your nickname, that's a pretty stupid questionHow many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?OneHow many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?(3/4*19)/(12x*-3/14^2)-5/2*16xHow many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?At least 2, but the number depends on how soon there's a Best Answer.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?depends on who it is. None they are all here. I actually only spend about 30 minutes here a week so I have plenty of time to change lightbulbs though I usually get on of the guys to do it. That and trash. I get stuck with everything else.How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?3 to tell you that your racist.
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2 to feel sorry for your plight
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3 to explain their experience changing lightbulbs
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1 to agree with one of the people who told you that your racist.
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9How many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?8 plus 1 moderator........
One to tell you that Jesus will show you the way
One to tell you that Allah frowns upon your use of lightbulbs
One to say %26quot;Don't know%26quot;
One to say %26quot;You sicko%26quot;
One to say %26quot;Do you like my Avatar?%26quot;
One to say %26quot;Do it yourself you moron!%26quot; (or other such abuse)
One to report you for a violation, as light bulb changing could be seen as offensive to Muslims
One to copy and paste the answer from Wikipedia
and finally a Yahoo moderator to remove your question because of a violation that you are inciting racial hatred to candlesHow many Yahoo Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?as many possible (all) one asks how it has to be done, get many answers, then he put the question trough vote because he still don't understands.............
How many swallow carrying a coconut does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, They are too busy holding the coconut in their mouthes.How many swallow carrying a coconut does it take to change a lightbulb?Purple.How many swallow carrying a coconut does it take to change a lightbulb?about 894, same number as my Y!A points!!!! :DHow many swallow carrying a coconut does it take to change a lightbulb?huh,I am confusedHow many swallow carrying a coconut does it take to change a lightbulb?I know this is one of those James Bond messages. Ok it's safe to come in. Light bulb out.How many swallow carrying a coconut does it take to change a lightbulb?One if he's really good with his mouth.How many swallow carrying a coconut does it take to change a lightbulb?none,they dont need lightbulbs!delegates find horses for sale
How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
two. one to screw it in almost all the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the endHow many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?Very funny and very clever. We need more of these type of questions !!!How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?nice.How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?Why did you include the Answer!? I was gonna put something clever here but now I can't! SheeeeeeeeeSh!How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?Aha, Nice.How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?Good one!
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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
5How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?That is so funny I post that everytime someone says something about cocker not housebreaking.How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?i don't know how many?How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?2How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?1 if he's smart.How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?i dont get itHow many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?None because they can't change a light bulb, dogs do not have thumbs.
That is a really cute one.How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?Uh...... well the dont really have hands. So I don't think it can be done.How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?are they fully trained electricians?How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?pampers or huggies?How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
TIBETIAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark....
CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
POINTER: I see it. There it is. There it is, right there....
GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb....
HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z
CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be ! before I can expect light? Will you people hurry up?!
That is a really cute one.How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?Uh...... well the dont really have hands. So I don't think it can be done.How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?are they fully trained electricians?How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?pampers or huggies?How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
TIBETIAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark....
CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
POINTER: I see it. There it is. There it is, right there....
GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb....
HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z
CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be ! before I can expect light? Will you people hurry up?!
How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?
And you'd think that people on Jokes and riddles have a sense of humor!How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?what?How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?you got me on that one. ha?How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?a thousand?
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How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
hahahah... i'll give you guys some time to answer before i spoil it.How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?They are all too busy fighting over the broken glass.How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?One.How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?IDK, tell me! But I have an emo joke too
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
you cut the rope...
geez people are being uptight! My %26quot;emo%26quot; friends always tell emo jokes and they're not offended by it.How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?Who caresHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?idk
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One to change it, the other to burn the ladder XDHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?all of their conglomerate, tormented soulsHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?That's mean...don't label people.....Why did i get thumbs down you're all stupid!!!!How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?4. One to hold the lightbulb and 3 to turn the chair.How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?IMPOSSIBLE!!!! emo is a genre of music so that's completely impossibleHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?okay ur an assholeHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?none, they like to cut themselves in the darkHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they like the darkHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?you are a dumb *** for making fun of people you put labels on but i know the stupide answer
one to change it and 3 to write heartfelt poems about it.How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?one...(%26quot;emos%26quot; arent stupid!)How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?6 emos to cut themselves at the thought of making light work and how it depresses them.
and then one normal person to clean up the blood and fix the light, therefore killing all of them.How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?6, one to change the lightbulb, and five to stand under it whinging about how emotional their life is and how they're going to committ suicide blah blah blahHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?none because they all start crying when it burns outHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?idk, how many?!How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?umm, 1, unless he cant c cuz its dark, then he might need a friend there...wats so funny about that?
ur a dumb piece of work....dats all i can say, i wuldnt wanna stoop down 2 level and b an arrogant jackass...but o the things i should and could say... (-_-) so ill end this answer with %26quot;get a life%26quot;
o i appreciate the thumbsdown u piece of shiit, must make u feel great, shows how big u r....kiss-my-nice-emo-*******-*** %26gt;:(How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?i heard this joke before, but the answer was, 'none, because they like sitting in the dark.'
eh, i don't like labels, and i don't think it's funny to joke about kids cutting themselves.How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?how ppl does it take to piss me off 1How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?funny...really.How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?Three. One to hold the lightbulb, while the other two turn the ladder. Also, emo cHig can take a joke. lol.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
you cut the rope...
geez people are being uptight! My %26quot;emo%26quot; friends always tell emo jokes and they're not offended by it.How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?Who caresHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?idk
how many?How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?How many Emo Jokes does it take to get an Emo Pi$$ed off?
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One to change it, the other to burn the ladder XDHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?all of their conglomerate, tormented soulsHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?That's mean...don't label people.....Why did i get thumbs down you're all stupid!!!!How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?4. One to hold the lightbulb and 3 to turn the chair.How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?IMPOSSIBLE!!!! emo is a genre of music so that's completely impossibleHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?okay ur an assholeHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?none, they like to cut themselves in the darkHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they like the darkHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?you are a dumb *** for making fun of people you put labels on but i know the stupide answer
one to change it and 3 to write heartfelt poems about it.How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?one...(%26quot;emos%26quot; arent stupid!)How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?6 emos to cut themselves at the thought of making light work and how it depresses them.
and then one normal person to clean up the blood and fix the light, therefore killing all of them.How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?6, one to change the lightbulb, and five to stand under it whinging about how emotional their life is and how they're going to committ suicide blah blah blahHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?none because they all start crying when it burns outHow many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?idk, how many?!How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?umm, 1, unless he cant c cuz its dark, then he might need a friend there...wats so funny about that?
ur a dumb piece of work....dats all i can say, i wuldnt wanna stoop down 2 level and b an arrogant jackass...but o the things i should and could say... (-_-) so ill end this answer with %26quot;get a life%26quot;
o i appreciate the thumbsdown u piece of shiit, must make u feel great, shows how big u r....kiss-my-nice-emo-*******-*** %26gt;:(How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?i heard this joke before, but the answer was, 'none, because they like sitting in the dark.'
eh, i don't like labels, and i don't think it's funny to joke about kids cutting themselves.How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?how ppl does it take to piss me off 1How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?funny...really.How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?Three. One to hold the lightbulb, while the other two turn the ladder. Also, emo cHig can take a joke. lol.
How many melvins does it take to change a lightbulb?
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How many melvins does it take to change a lightbulb?Melvin is a complex system, used by the Ancient Melvinators to eat cheeseburgers.How many melvins does it take to change a lightbulb?Well, I'm Melvin and I can do it all by myself.
How many Quakers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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How many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.How many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?A lot of ELMO'SHow many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?What is an Emo?How many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?Oh well. At least they have an excuse.How many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?Why bother? I hate lightbulbs.How many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?i dont get it?How many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?that's quite funny lolHow many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?http://www.dobi.nu/emo/How many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?Well now let me see now they just came over to my house yesterday I belive there were four. One to knock on the door,
One to make sure the power was off, one to unscrew the light bulb, and last but not lest one to screw it back in, a job for every ElmoHow many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?lolHow many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?none will threaten to commit suicide if you dont do it for themHow many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?heheheHow many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?lolz
One to make sure the power was off, one to unscrew the light bulb, and last but not lest one to screw it back in, a job for every ElmoHow many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?lolHow many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?none will threaten to commit suicide if you dont do it for themHow many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?heheheHow many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?lolz
How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb?
1. Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!
2. Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb?ur giving people easy pointsHow many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb?1,394?How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb?depends how high it is. because the higher it is the more ppl they need 'cause they just step on eachothers shoulders
2. Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb?ur giving people easy pointsHow many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb?1,394?How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb?depends how high it is. because the higher it is the more ppl they need 'cause they just step on eachothers shoulders
How many NEANDERTHALS does it take to change a lightbulb??
??How many NEANDERTHALS does it take to change a lightbulb??No electricity, so no light bulbs in the cave!How many NEANDERTHALS does it take to change a lightbulb??i dont know hoe many of your familly memebers did you get together to change one.How many NEANDERTHALS does it take to change a lightbulb??3 Neanderthals, 1 to screw in the light bulb and 2 to throw poop at each-other... or maybe im thinking of monkeys...How many NEANDERTHALS does it take to change a lightbulb??None, because Neanderthals didn't have light bulbs
And the lamest joke award goes to.....
You'll have to try better than that
And the lamest joke award goes to.....
You'll have to try better than that
How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?
Anyone wanna go bike riding !!How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?LOLOLOL....my son has adhd........soooooo true....lolHow many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?Aw. Lol.How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?that is just mean! they are smart unlike you!How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?none
but it takes 20 of them to write an essay as to y they didn,t succeedHow many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?thats not very nice is it.How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?What do you call an English white man in his swimming trunks on a Torremolinos beach during a Summer afternoon (of which there are plenty - English white men in swimming trunks, that is)
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We all know one stinker or two. That's mine! Good day...How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?Cruel but funny.How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?Looool
I found that funny even if no one else did.How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?not a cool jokeHow many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?.....how can you ask that!? you're nit a human, you're a monster!How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?Okay.!!!How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?umm..it isnt funny.How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?Fuuuuukin class! Laughed my *** off! xHow many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?That is funny. I think it would work much better told in person than in print. Like the interrupting cow joke.How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?Excellent :) starredHow many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?not coolHow many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?haha... some of these people really don't have a sense of humor
i thought it was good...How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?thats messed dont make a joke about people who are less fortunateHow many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?im i being slow again ... or is this just not funny?How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?One! unlike you who has to have help!
that's so not funny!hair cut styles How do you make a quilt
but it takes 20 of them to write an essay as to y they didn,t succeedHow many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?thats not very nice is it.How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?What do you call an English white man in his swimming trunks on a Torremolinos beach during a Summer afternoon (of which there are plenty - English white men in swimming trunks, that is)
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We all know one stinker or two. That's mine! Good day...How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?Cruel but funny.How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?Looool
I found that funny even if no one else did.How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?not a cool jokeHow many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?.....how can you ask that!? you're nit a human, you're a monster!How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?Okay.!!!How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?umm..it isnt funny.How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?Fuuuuukin class! Laughed my *** off! xHow many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?That is funny. I think it would work much better told in person than in print. Like the interrupting cow joke.How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?Excellent :) starredHow many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?not coolHow many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?haha... some of these people really don't have a sense of humor
i thought it was good...How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?thats messed dont make a joke about people who are less fortunateHow many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?im i being slow again ... or is this just not funny?How many children with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb...?One! unlike you who has to have help!
that's so not funny!
How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?
YepppHow many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?Not a lot because they're so bright. Get it?
How many rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
the correct answer is NONE
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WE CANNY AFFORD A NEW BULB AFTER SPENDING AW MA GIRO ON HASH FAGS AND 9P BEANS FAE LIDL
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Celtic have not won, the season does not end until may, ive never heard anyone been given the league championship title in december!How many rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?What are you?? .. the greyskull cabaret this year.. you sound like a briggit performer, are you from Clydebank then Jason Hahaha!How many rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?How many are you contemplating on buying then,i did'nt know they upgraded from candles in your area.How many rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?wee arra peepil do not steal from asda..its morrisons..;-0
and no the league is nowhere near won..but hey the weans are happy ..leave them to itHow many rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?Doesn't matter, they are all condemned to eternal darkness anyway !How many rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?I never met anyone who knew the price of beans in Lidl, before.How many rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?Ha Ha !!!!! Gers fans dinnae need lightbulbs as the team light up their lives !!!!!
unless they steal a new one at Asda like what I do
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WE CANNY AFFORD A NEW BULB AFTER SPENDING AW MA GIRO ON HASH FAGS AND 9P BEANS FAE LIDL
alternative answers will be good to read
Celtic have not won, the season does not end until may, ive never heard anyone been given the league championship title in december!How many rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?What are you?? .. the greyskull cabaret this year.. you sound like a briggit performer, are you from Clydebank then Jason Hahaha!How many rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?How many are you contemplating on buying then,i did'nt know they upgraded from candles in your area.How many rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?wee arra peepil do not steal from asda..its morrisons..;-0
and no the league is nowhere near won..but hey the weans are happy ..leave them to itHow many rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?Doesn't matter, they are all condemned to eternal darkness anyway !How many rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?I never met anyone who knew the price of beans in Lidl, before.How many rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?Ha Ha !!!!! Gers fans dinnae need lightbulbs as the team light up their lives !!!!!
How many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?
one since it only takes one child to have a imagation to create oneHow many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?All of themHow many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they don't exist.How many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?I should imagine it'd depend on the type, for example, you could have a million minotaurs in a building with millions of lightbulbs and lightbulb fixings, but I bet none of them would figure it out. Consequently, you could have smarter ones with greater initiative who may figure it out all on their own.How many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?7How many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?Do they even know what a light bulb is?How many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?One Kelpie...Hell change it neigh botherHow many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?NoneHow many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?One Loch Ness Monster
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Two Yetis I believe.How many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?there is no hard and fast Lore as to how many it will takeHow many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?None - they prefer the dark!!How many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?10, but only a drunk can see themHow many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?thats no way to talk about council workers lol
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Two Yetis I believe.How many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?there is no hard and fast Lore as to how many it will takeHow many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?None - they prefer the dark!!How many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?10, but only a drunk can see themHow many mythical creatures does it take to change a lightbulb?thats no way to talk about council workers lol
How many cockroaches does it take to change a lightbulb?
Can't tell cos they all run like hell when the light comes on again.How many cockroaches does it take to change a lightbulb?you hears that off of TVHow many cockroaches does it take to change a lightbulb?i think it takes 6 lolHow many cockroaches does it take to change a lightbulb?funny :)How many cockroaches does it take to change a lightbulb?That brought a smile to my face. ThanksHow many cockroaches does it take to change a lightbulb?I like the other version. How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: Two, but how the hell did they get in there?How many cockroaches does it take to change a lightbulb?lolHow many cockroaches does it take to change a lightbulb?so, what's the point?
How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
yeah so how many ?How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?13
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and 10 to sing and dance about itHow many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?What, Theres a lightbulb out? AHH im scared of the dark!
(imitation of a canadian with the lights out)How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?I dunno how many male chauvanists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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None, let the ***** cook in the dark!How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?Five.
One to hold the bulb and four to turn the room.How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?A damn sight fewer than it took to come up with that lame line or the go flick yourself campaign.How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two, if you mean Mounties, one to hold the horse and one to stand on the saddle, :) or neigh! I must be wrong...How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?5: 1 to put it in, and 4 to turn the igloo around.How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?Canadians can't change light bulbs.How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?What Nationality are you?How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?1 unless there's a problem.
Thanks for an easy2How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?1How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?One, because the light bulb always gets his man.!How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?1?How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?they have electricity in canada?How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?8How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?well normay it would take 1 u racistHow many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?I'm not that botherd!!!!!How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?bring on the trumpetsHow many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?one idkHow many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?one.ittwit Bed sheets
3 to figure out how
and 10 to sing and dance about itHow many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?What, Theres a lightbulb out? AHH im scared of the dark!
(imitation of a canadian with the lights out)How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?I dunno how many male chauvanists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lol
None, let the ***** cook in the dark!How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?Five.
One to hold the bulb and four to turn the room.How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?A damn sight fewer than it took to come up with that lame line or the go flick yourself campaign.How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two, if you mean Mounties, one to hold the horse and one to stand on the saddle, :) or neigh! I must be wrong...How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?5: 1 to put it in, and 4 to turn the igloo around.How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?Canadians can't change light bulbs.How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?What Nationality are you?How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?1 unless there's a problem.
Thanks for an easy2How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?1How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?One, because the light bulb always gets his man.!How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?1?How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?they have electricity in canada?How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?8How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?well normay it would take 1 u racistHow many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?I'm not that botherd!!!!!How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?bring on the trumpetsHow many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?one idkHow many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?one.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
;]How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?Three. One to change it, one to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with clocks.How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?1How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?as many as the mind saysHow many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?2
How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?
This will be my last act as a Y!A member. I will miss you all and my email will remain open.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?Well, he got a 6 on the Wonderlic.
It takes a 7 to drool, 9 to successfully flush a toilet.
I'm going to say that Vince Young cannot himself change a lightbulb.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?I would say about a thousand should do the job. Its too bad that Houston would be quarantined because of the large anomaly that is the Vince Youngs. The military wouldn't want the world to become infected with interceptionitis, scoring6onwonderlicitis, and earlyretirementitis.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?1.... but first he'd have to get the lightbulb after the defender picked the the lightbulb off then hed get hurt on the way there so after coming back in a cast he may finally screw it in.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?Two. The first would get bummed out after removing the old bulb and think about quitting under the pressure and it would take the second to screw in the new bulb.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?Well he would probably get hurt doing it or throw an interception while trying to do it....so i'll go with 3.
Good Luck in the future and hopefully we can still talk and annoy each other on Yahoo MessengerHow many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?Well it would take someone else
Halfway through trying to screw it in the defense would come and intercept it and take it awayHow many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?2. One to try to screw it in and another to run after it after a defender intercepts it.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?the answer.......................... is inside the question................................?just joking..................................?let LenDale White lose a few pounds and let him do itHow many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?1 to change it, but 1,000 spares in case Vince gets hurt.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?None. Vince Young would rather get intercepted in the dark.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?He would just get it intercepted by the defense.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?38
One to change it
37 to catch all the flubbed lightbulbs flying aroundHow many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?He has his agent change it.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?retiring after 6 months?How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?Oh NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many? Let's see.. how about a team-ful? Oh I hate these jokes, I'm SO bad at them!
Have a %26quot;sporty%26quot; day.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?10How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?who caresHow many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?OneHow many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?how many vince youngs does it take to make a quarterback?or change his underwear?How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?I don't understand the premise of your question. VY was a great college player, but his style of play didn't transfer well to the pro's. Mike Vick is the best QB in a spread offense, VY will never compare.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?1
It takes a 7 to drool, 9 to successfully flush a toilet.
I'm going to say that Vince Young cannot himself change a lightbulb.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?I would say about a thousand should do the job. Its too bad that Houston would be quarantined because of the large anomaly that is the Vince Youngs. The military wouldn't want the world to become infected with interceptionitis, scoring6onwonderlicitis, and earlyretirementitis.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?1.... but first he'd have to get the lightbulb after the defender picked the the lightbulb off then hed get hurt on the way there so after coming back in a cast he may finally screw it in.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?Two. The first would get bummed out after removing the old bulb and think about quitting under the pressure and it would take the second to screw in the new bulb.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?Well he would probably get hurt doing it or throw an interception while trying to do it....so i'll go with 3.
Good Luck in the future and hopefully we can still talk and annoy each other on Yahoo MessengerHow many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?Well it would take someone else
Halfway through trying to screw it in the defense would come and intercept it and take it awayHow many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?2. One to try to screw it in and another to run after it after a defender intercepts it.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?the answer.......................... is inside the question................................?just joking..................................?let LenDale White lose a few pounds and let him do itHow many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?1 to change it, but 1,000 spares in case Vince gets hurt.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?None. Vince Young would rather get intercepted in the dark.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?He would just get it intercepted by the defense.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?38
One to change it
37 to catch all the flubbed lightbulbs flying aroundHow many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?He has his agent change it.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?retiring after 6 months?How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?Oh NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many? Let's see.. how about a team-ful? Oh I hate these jokes, I'm SO bad at them!
Have a %26quot;sporty%26quot; day.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?10How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?who caresHow many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?OneHow many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?how many vince youngs does it take to make a quarterback?or change his underwear?How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?I don't understand the premise of your question. VY was a great college player, but his style of play didn't transfer well to the pro's. Mike Vick is the best QB in a spread offense, VY will never compare.How many Vince Young's does it take to change a light bulb?1
How many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb ?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footbal…How many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb ?Not many as by lookin at it,it aint bright as it goes dim over 90mins.lolHow many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb ?None actually change the lightbulb - 11 to stand around and watch someone else change the lightbulb.How many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb ?the average UK home has 10 to 20 lightbulbs. imagine how much it would be in some bloody castle. so let's see... my home times 20, times 25 players... that should be 500 ^^How many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb ?One to hold the lightbulb and expect the whole f+++ing world to revolve around himHow many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb ?None-they're not smart enough.How many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb ?ERR ! whit size wur they pal n how many chandeliers were in the aforesaid establishment...How many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb ?apparently theyd let xavi and iniesta to do itHow many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb ?None! I already knew ManU squad were full of girly-men!
Bye bye Ronaldo!How many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb ?I mean if they live in a mansion...then there are TOO MANY lightbulbs to be changed...How many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb ?lol we can only imagine what other special treatments they are getting from the clubHow many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb ?none, u get someone in to do the job for u!row cell row cell
Bye bye Ronaldo!How many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb ?I mean if they live in a mansion...then there are TOO MANY lightbulbs to be changed...How many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb ?lol we can only imagine what other special treatments they are getting from the clubHow many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb ?none, u get someone in to do the job for u!
How do you get the cover off to change the headlight bulb on a ford festiva?
This is how I change my Ford and may be the same for your car. I don't know for sure but it's worth a look see:
Open hood. Look at back of headlamp for 2 clips that pull up (the clips don't come completely out). With the clips pulled up, pull out the lamp assembly from the car as far as the wires will reach.
Twist the lightbulb socket until it releases from the headlamp unit.
Now you can pull out the bad bulb from the socket and replace.
Avoid touching the glass part of the new bulb with your fingers. Use a cloth or clean gloves. You don't want to leave any oil on it from your hands.How do you get the cover off to change the headlight bulb on a ford festiva?I don't really know but in my car you don't remove the cover. You raise the hood and it snaps in from the back of the light housing.
Open hood. Look at back of headlamp for 2 clips that pull up (the clips don't come completely out). With the clips pulled up, pull out the lamp assembly from the car as far as the wires will reach.
Twist the lightbulb socket until it releases from the headlamp unit.
Now you can pull out the bad bulb from the socket and replace.
Avoid touching the glass part of the new bulb with your fingers. Use a cloth or clean gloves. You don't want to leave any oil on it from your hands.How do you get the cover off to change the headlight bulb on a ford festiva?I don't really know but in my car you don't remove the cover. You raise the hood and it snaps in from the back of the light housing.
Q. How many UK prime ministers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Not telling.
The government has determined that it is NOT in the public interest to divulge such information and therefore I have issued a veto certificate under section 53 of the Freedom of Information Act (2000)Q. How many UK prime ministers does it take to change a lightbulb?Alright we get it, you dislike gordon... Joke's over?Q. How many UK prime ministers does it take to change a lightbulb?I'm sure if they're dim then it will take quite a few, especially if it's the energy saving variety ;)Q. How many UK prime ministers does it take to change a lightbulb?One but it will probably take him 6 days.
Am I the only one who thinks that Gordon Brown looks stoned or drunk all the time?
The government has determined that it is NOT in the public interest to divulge such information and therefore I have issued a veto certificate under section 53 of the Freedom of Information Act (2000)Q. How many UK prime ministers does it take to change a lightbulb?Alright we get it, you dislike gordon... Joke's over?Q. How many UK prime ministers does it take to change a lightbulb?I'm sure if they're dim then it will take quite a few, especially if it's the energy saving variety ;)Q. How many UK prime ministers does it take to change a lightbulb?One but it will probably take him 6 days.
Am I the only one who thinks that Gordon Brown looks stoned or drunk all the time?
How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventeen. 2 to think about it, 3 to scream and shout, 1 to be on the phone to her Mother, 2 to email their friends to ask how, 5 to say manana, 3 to do the lunch and 1 to buy the candles from the local shop.How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?yeh funny as fook, my missus is from chile, she has 7000 aunties 400 000 cousins and they are all very loud. I do love her but her family are too much. Good job we live in spain and they all live in chile, my mother in law live at the other end of the world............ i am lucky.
latinas are firey characters, it has its good points!How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?Hi Blood, Lol That is funny!!! Thanks for my last laugh for me going to go night night. Lol Lol.. It's 1:00am here in California.
A Friend.
poppy1How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?I am always down to hear a good joke or riddle, but this one sucks! Don't think that just because I am latina that I hate it, I was ready to LMAO but this stinks~~~~ I don't think it's offensive or anything to that sort-- it trully isn't funny. Anyone, please let me know if you disagree with me...How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?Yeah, it's not funny-insulting. It's just kinda-insulting... when I saw the Headline, I thought you should've said, %26quot;Apparently, not enough. It's still not fixed. =/ %26quot;How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?Jokes are supposed to have quick punchlines... you just drew it out too much.
And you have no actual solution to the question. The lightbulb never gets screwed in.How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?1How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?jackassHow many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?You think it's funny to insult a particular section of the population for a cheap laugh! I hope you are never in a minority position when you would realise how hurtful such %26quot; humour%26quot; can be.How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?dat is not good monHow many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?OMG that is good. Thanks for sharing. I really enjoyed that one. Have a star.How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?Ha ha ha.!!!How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?You are quite wrong!!!! Latinas dont want light bulbs on they prefer the moonlight....the sea....the sand....and perhaps a nice smoothie!!!How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?LMAO,YOU ARE SO CRAZY!
latinas are firey characters, it has its good points!How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?Hi Blood, Lol That is funny!!! Thanks for my last laugh for me going to go night night. Lol Lol.. It's 1:00am here in California.
A Friend.
poppy1How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?I am always down to hear a good joke or riddle, but this one sucks! Don't think that just because I am latina that I hate it, I was ready to LMAO but this stinks~~~~ I don't think it's offensive or anything to that sort-- it trully isn't funny. Anyone, please let me know if you disagree with me...How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?Yeah, it's not funny-insulting. It's just kinda-insulting... when I saw the Headline, I thought you should've said, %26quot;Apparently, not enough. It's still not fixed. =/ %26quot;How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?Jokes are supposed to have quick punchlines... you just drew it out too much.
And you have no actual solution to the question. The lightbulb never gets screwed in.How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?1How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?jackassHow many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?You think it's funny to insult a particular section of the population for a cheap laugh! I hope you are never in a minority position when you would realise how hurtful such %26quot; humour%26quot; can be.How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?dat is not good monHow many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?OMG that is good. Thanks for sharing. I really enjoyed that one. Have a star.How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?Ha ha ha.!!!How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?You are quite wrong!!!! Latinas dont want light bulbs on they prefer the moonlight....the sea....the sand....and perhaps a nice smoothie!!!How many Latinas does it take to change a lightbulb?LMAO,YOU ARE SO CRAZY!
How many really smart worms does it take to change a lightbulb?
That's right. I just asked that. :)How many really smart worms does it take to change a lightbulb?None, worms do not know how and are not interested in changing light bulbs./How many really smart worms does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they don't need lightbulbs as they're blind
Monday, September 19, 2011
How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
I know the answer and 10 points to whomever comes closest. Please provide explanations, not just numbers.
Thank you and good day.How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?30, it takes 15 of them to complain about it, 5 of them to text message thier boyfriend, 4 to break down into tears, 5 of them to get on myspace, and one to go get her dad to do it.How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?1.. im a teenage girl and i can do it myself.. so ya.. i may not be spoiled but i sure kno how to change a lightbulbHow many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?can't provide an answer as i didnt get the Q.How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?none the stupid snotty brats have never had to do a d@mn thing in their whole entire life!!! they'll probably let the maid do it or daddy will do it for them!!How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?One - they hold up the lightbulb and the world revolves around them.How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?0. they dont actually do it themselves they ask there dads and there dads then pay someone to it for themHow many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?Won't they just call the maid?How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?None, teenage girls don't change light bulbs. They get there boyfriend or dad to do it.How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?well I guess that number is infinite as spoiled teenage girls don't do it themselves, they just leave it for someone else!How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?im going to say 3.1 to call someone to do it and the other two to sit at the side with ideas of what to say next laughing.
(lmao sounds like me and my mates..not the lightbulb bit,i just say %26quot;mum,lights broke%26quot; n she fixes it *me and my mates arent spoilt just like to have a laugh lol*How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?none, they have thier daddy do it for them !!fish flirt with someone
Thank you and good day.How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?30, it takes 15 of them to complain about it, 5 of them to text message thier boyfriend, 4 to break down into tears, 5 of them to get on myspace, and one to go get her dad to do it.How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?1.. im a teenage girl and i can do it myself.. so ya.. i may not be spoiled but i sure kno how to change a lightbulbHow many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?can't provide an answer as i didnt get the Q.How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?none the stupid snotty brats have never had to do a d@mn thing in their whole entire life!!! they'll probably let the maid do it or daddy will do it for them!!How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?One - they hold up the lightbulb and the world revolves around them.How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?0. they dont actually do it themselves they ask there dads and there dads then pay someone to it for themHow many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?Won't they just call the maid?How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?None, teenage girls don't change light bulbs. They get there boyfriend or dad to do it.How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?well I guess that number is infinite as spoiled teenage girls don't do it themselves, they just leave it for someone else!How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?im going to say 3.1 to call someone to do it and the other two to sit at the side with ideas of what to say next laughing.
(lmao sounds like me and my mates..not the lightbulb bit,i just say %26quot;mum,lights broke%26quot; n she fixes it *me and my mates arent spoilt just like to have a laugh lol*How many spoiled teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?none, they have thier daddy do it for them !!
Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, any more than that would be considered ecumenical.
Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
Atheists: None. Atheists do not believe in lightbulbs.
TV evangelists: One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.
Fundamentalists: THE BIBLE DOES *NOT* SAY *ANYTHING* ABOUT LIGHT BULBS!!!!Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?Glad you can laugh at yourselves for a change...oh and you forgot the Agnostics:can't decide whether to change the lightbulbs or not.Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?YOU ARE PUT IT TO THE POINTLets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?We all need to take time to laugh at ourselves. :PLets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?almost funny. :]Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?the additional details is probably the funniest joke of all time.
1,000 honorary points!!Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?well, i think that just about covered everyone. I think the atheist one was the funniest. thanks for the laughLets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?what about Jehovah witness and Wesleyan you forgot themLets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?Having fit into several of those catagories at different times in my life I can say%26quot; Very funny.%26quot; If we can't laugh at our differences, we won't be able to build upon our commonalities.Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?All of it is funny apart from the one where you deride my beliefs.
LOL.Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He lay awake at night wondering if there was a Dog!Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?JW's don't have light bulbs, they live in the dark.Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?2 points yeah!!Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?not funnyLets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?What's red and black and has trouble going through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
Atheists: None. Atheists do not believe in lightbulbs.
TV evangelists: One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.
Fundamentalists: THE BIBLE DOES *NOT* SAY *ANYTHING* ABOUT LIGHT BULBS!!!!Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?Glad you can laugh at yourselves for a change...oh and you forgot the Agnostics:can't decide whether to change the lightbulbs or not.Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?YOU ARE PUT IT TO THE POINTLets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?We all need to take time to laugh at ourselves. :PLets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?almost funny. :]Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?the additional details is probably the funniest joke of all time.
1,000 honorary points!!Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?well, i think that just about covered everyone. I think the atheist one was the funniest. thanks for the laughLets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?what about Jehovah witness and Wesleyan you forgot themLets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?Having fit into several of those catagories at different times in my life I can say%26quot; Very funny.%26quot; If we can't laugh at our differences, we won't be able to build upon our commonalities.Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?All of it is funny apart from the one where you deride my beliefs.
LOL.Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He lay awake at night wondering if there was a Dog!Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?JW's don't have light bulbs, they live in the dark.Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?2 points yeah!!Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?not funnyLets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?What's red and black and has trouble going through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
A riddle or a rumor? How many Brainiacs does it take to change a lightbulb?
If you want to, you can even specify which Team. Give this your best shot.A riddle or a rumor? How many Brainiacs does it take to change a lightbulb?22 but since we only have 21 at the moment we let the YAmsters do it.A riddle or a rumor? How many Brainiacs does it take to change a lightbulb?50....10 to analzy.....20 to think of different ways to change it...29 to say its impossible...and one to try itA riddle or a rumor? How many Brainiacs does it take to change a lightbulb?101 , 1 to hold the light bulb and 100 to turn the house around and aroundA riddle or a rumor? How many Brainiacs does it take to change a lightbulb?The Polish Teams says 5.... 1 to hold the bulb and four to turn the ladder. Now it may appear to be dumb..But what the hey.. We are working over here...A riddle or a rumor? How many Brainiacs does it take to change a lightbulb?It would take a team effort =))A riddle or a rumor? How many Brainiacs does it take to change a lightbulb?none they could just make a robot 2 do it LAME!A riddle or a rumor? How many Brainiacs does it take to change a lightbulb?One to hold the bulb and the rest to turn the world. Group B %26quot;The Best%26quot;.A riddle or a rumor? How many Brainiacs does it take to change a lightbulb?I heard it from a good source that they all said %26quot;lightbulbs, who needs lightbulbs, when I can see the pc just fine by it's own light?%26quot;
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?
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one to scratch her head and the other to call out the plumber.How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?Wow I feel stupid. I didn't realize that plumbers don't change lightbulbs until I read the answer before me.
I think I should have been born blonde. :How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?|fiddyHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?hahahahaHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?Tut tut, not very good. 4/10How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?aaaaah ha hahaHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?those poor blondes just keep taking some stick
ha ha ha starredHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?funny haHAha started my day with a smile ; )ThankxHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?hahaha
funnnnnyHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?hahaha lolHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?haHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?ha ha ha funnyHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?A plumber to change the lightbulb?
Why didn't I think of that?
And there's me thinking plumbers are for doing plumbing...
one to scratch her head and the other to call out the plumber.How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?Wow I feel stupid. I didn't realize that plumbers don't change lightbulbs until I read the answer before me.
I think I should have been born blonde. :How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?|fiddyHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?hahahahaHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?Tut tut, not very good. 4/10How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?aaaaah ha hahaHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?those poor blondes just keep taking some stick
ha ha ha starredHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?funny haHAha started my day with a smile ; )ThankxHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?hahaha
funnnnnyHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?hahaha lolHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?haHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?ha ha ha funnyHow many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?A plumber to change the lightbulb?
Why didn't I think of that?
And there's me thinking plumbers are for doing plumbing...
How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?
all of us...How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?One of course. =)How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?55How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?the lightbulb has to want to change.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?1How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?14 if we're luckyHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?A chair would be more useful.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?a whole bunch of ppl.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?at least 6How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?None, the light bulb is OK, it was the switch operator.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?im too smart so only one i can do it without touching......yup im that smartHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?Only one....but the lightbulb has to want to change.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?A lot of people.
One to buy a new bulb.
And like 5 to get the bulb out.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?change comes from within.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?Just one!How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?three and half! :DHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?Only one.
I can change a lightbulb. And I can do it good too. (:How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?2.5How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?obviously more than one person.. i've had a lightbulb out for months in my closet and haven't done anything about it. I did move a chair in there to stand on and unscrew the light cover thing..but hasnt moved since then.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?I can change a lightbulb. Unless it's super high. Hmm, that's a lie actually. I had my best friend change the light in my bathroom because I couldn't.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?4.
1 to change the lightbulb and 3 to swear and criticize meHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME!!! Uh-oh...I'm screwed, I'd need more!How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?100. 1 to hold the lightbulb %26amp; 99 of us to turn the building round %26amp; round.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?i'm scared of heights.
:DHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?HellaHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?None, we just call our friends over in R and S and one of their Gods will perform a miracle and a new lightbulb will appear.
We, in polls and surveys are very resourceful.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?just one,
but after about 3 tries ill give up like everyone gave up on meHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?prolly 3
first: to get on the ladder
second: to go get the light bulb
third: to actually screw it inHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?just a couple of Obama's clan , and a handful of clinton staff should get the light bulb change and the dress clean off before the light is back onHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?I change all the light bulbs in my house...
I keep spares on hand too...How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?There is only one of me :)
One.
One to buy a new bulb.
And like 5 to get the bulb out.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?change comes from within.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?Just one!How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?three and half! :DHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?Only one.
I can change a lightbulb. And I can do it good too. (:How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?2.5How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?obviously more than one person.. i've had a lightbulb out for months in my closet and haven't done anything about it. I did move a chair in there to stand on and unscrew the light cover thing..but hasnt moved since then.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?I can change a lightbulb. Unless it's super high. Hmm, that's a lie actually. I had my best friend change the light in my bathroom because I couldn't.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?4.
1 to change the lightbulb and 3 to swear and criticize meHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME!!! Uh-oh...I'm screwed, I'd need more!How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?100. 1 to hold the lightbulb %26amp; 99 of us to turn the building round %26amp; round.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?i'm scared of heights.
:DHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?HellaHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?None, we just call our friends over in R and S and one of their Gods will perform a miracle and a new lightbulb will appear.
We, in polls and surveys are very resourceful.How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?just one,
but after about 3 tries ill give up like everyone gave up on meHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?prolly 3
first: to get on the ladder
second: to go get the light bulb
third: to actually screw it inHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?just a couple of Obama's clan , and a handful of clinton staff should get the light bulb change and the dress clean off before the light is back onHow many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?I change all the light bulbs in my house...
I keep spares on hand too...How many of you will it take to change a lightbulb?There is only one of me :)
One.
How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb doesn't need god to change it, it is the master of its own destiny.
The light bulb has only to discover its true will and follow it.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?God knows !?!How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?4How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?You should never ask god to test his powers!How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?none...man can do it aloneHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?dunno y not tell us?How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they get their minions/followers to do it for them.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?He doesn't need to change a lightbulb - he SAID let there be light and there was light so no bulb required.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?NONE THEY CREATE SUNS WHO NEEDS LIGHT BULBSHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?I am truly not sure.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?had to be some one else to do it...
god does not do manual work of any kind, that wy it is caled GOD...How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?why would they need a light bulb ?
if they're gods they can make their own light !
What if neptune tried to change the lighbulb.. God of the sea..what about the health and safety aspects there ?There's you getting neptune to change the light bulb, mixing electricity and water. Boom..now his in hospital..and it's all your fault. Now he can't provide for his kids...what are you going to do now ! Uhh
you hadn't though tof that had you smarty pants.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?None, the light bulb just has to believe it can changeHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?there is only one godHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?there's only one god, so this is a no-brainierHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?noneHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?None God does not need lightbulbsHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?It don't matter ALLA will blow it up anywayHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?It takes seven......one to hold the light bulb...and six to spin the ladder.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?None...God only needs to say %26quot;let there be light%26quot; and there will be light...who needs light bulbs?How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?Three. The Holy Trinity. One to hold the bulb. Two to spin the ladder.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?42. haha! you found the ultimate question! and the answer fits!!!!How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?Depends - what do you want it changed in to?How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?one because there is only one.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?What a totally stupid question. Who cares anyway?How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?but there is only one godHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?One, but it takes a dozen religions to explain it.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?Watt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?Wow it takes a GOD to do THAT??! I have to do that every three months. . .How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?the TRINITY onlyHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?gods don't change lightbulbs- they are too far up themselves to see the lightbulb to start with- they have their **** licking followers to do that for them.pc or mac pets
The light bulb has only to discover its true will and follow it.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?God knows !?!How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?4How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?You should never ask god to test his powers!How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?none...man can do it aloneHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?dunno y not tell us?How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they get their minions/followers to do it for them.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?He doesn't need to change a lightbulb - he SAID let there be light and there was light so no bulb required.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?NONE THEY CREATE SUNS WHO NEEDS LIGHT BULBSHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?I am truly not sure.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?had to be some one else to do it...
god does not do manual work of any kind, that wy it is caled GOD...How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?why would they need a light bulb ?
if they're gods they can make their own light !
What if neptune tried to change the lighbulb.. God of the sea..what about the health and safety aspects there ?There's you getting neptune to change the light bulb, mixing electricity and water. Boom..now his in hospital..and it's all your fault. Now he can't provide for his kids...what are you going to do now ! Uhh
you hadn't though tof that had you smarty pants.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?None, the light bulb just has to believe it can changeHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?there is only one godHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?there's only one god, so this is a no-brainierHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?noneHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?None God does not need lightbulbsHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?It don't matter ALLA will blow it up anywayHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?It takes seven......one to hold the light bulb...and six to spin the ladder.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?None...God only needs to say %26quot;let there be light%26quot; and there will be light...who needs light bulbs?How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?Three. The Holy Trinity. One to hold the bulb. Two to spin the ladder.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?42. haha! you found the ultimate question! and the answer fits!!!!How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?Depends - what do you want it changed in to?How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?one because there is only one.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?What a totally stupid question. Who cares anyway?How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?but there is only one godHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?One, but it takes a dozen religions to explain it.How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?Watt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?Wow it takes a GOD to do THAT??! I have to do that every three months. . .How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?the TRINITY onlyHow many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?gods don't change lightbulbs- they are too far up themselves to see the lightbulb to start with- they have their **** licking followers to do that for them.
How many turtles does it take to change a lightbulb?
Turtles cant change lightbulbs....
ooo haha hehe haha...How many turtles does it take to change a lightbulb?depends on the number of lasers hitting the atmoshpere at exacttly 2907 degresee farenhite then the octopusses have to eat exactly four dolphin pupils and then the turtles will prevaleHow many turtles does it take to change a lightbulb?...GREYFOX.How many turtles does it take to change a lightbulb?O_oHow many turtles does it take to change a lightbulb?WTF?How many turtles does it take to change a lightbulb?that is funny.....
ooo haha hehe haha...How many turtles does it take to change a lightbulb?depends on the number of lasers hitting the atmoshpere at exacttly 2907 degresee farenhite then the octopusses have to eat exactly four dolphin pupils and then the turtles will prevaleHow many turtles does it take to change a lightbulb?...GREYFOX.How many turtles does it take to change a lightbulb?O_oHow many turtles does it take to change a lightbulb?WTF?How many turtles does it take to change a lightbulb?that is funny.....
How many hollywood producers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - he has the grip do it for him.How many hollywood producers does it
take to change a lightbulb?I don't know, 5?How many hollywood producers does it
take to change a lightbulb?4How many hollywood producers does it
take to change a lightbulb?about as many as there are employed because there is only one sensible one that wont fall into arguing chaos with the others.How many hollywood producers does it
take to change a lightbulb?Im guessing 1
take to change a lightbulb?I don't know, 5?How many hollywood producers does it
take to change a lightbulb?4How many hollywood producers does it
take to change a lightbulb?about as many as there are employed because there is only one sensible one that wont fall into arguing chaos with the others.How many hollywood producers does it
take to change a lightbulb?Im guessing 1
How many Czars does it take to change a lightbulb?
nuff saidHow many Czars does it take to change a lightbulb?Zero, they just sit in the dark and spend our tax money, they do draw a salary you knowHow many Czars does it take to change a lightbulb?you'll have to ask ObamaHow many Czars does it take to change a lightbulb?This has what to do with politics? The Right's sudden fear of %26quot;czars%26quot; is amusing given that the term came into US politics with Reagan.How many Czars does it take to change a lightbulb?Its a trick question...
It depends if its an incandescent bulb or a new Earth friendly bulb.How many Czars does it take to change a lightbulb?The term currently used in this administration was initially given during the Bush years to indicate an individual in charge of something. That seems a bit hypocritical to me.How many Czars does it take to change a lightbulb?None.
The lord god Obama will just create a new sun for them when they need light.How many Czars does it take to change a lightbulb?Just one. But the light bulb really has to want to change.How many Czars does it take to change a lightbulb?600,000 that's Obama's idea of job creation
It depends if its an incandescent bulb or a new Earth friendly bulb.How many Czars does it take to change a lightbulb?The term currently used in this administration was initially given during the Bush years to indicate an individual in charge of something. That seems a bit hypocritical to me.How many Czars does it take to change a lightbulb?None.
The lord god Obama will just create a new sun for them when they need light.How many Czars does it take to change a lightbulb?Just one. But the light bulb really has to want to change.How many Czars does it take to change a lightbulb?600,000 that's Obama's idea of job creation
How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?
I often wonder about this! 10 points go to the most entertaining answer.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?0. The lightbulb never gets changed because they are too busy cloning, harassing, being racist, etc that they don't even realize it's dark outside and a light is needed.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?Stupid.
TROLLS DON'T BELONG TO THE LIGHT BULB CHANGING UNION
PIXIES ARE THE LIGHTBULB CHANGERSHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?12, if they build a pyramid. 11 if they stand on their tiptoes.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?Well trolls usually live under bridges.
Bridges don't usually have lightbulbs.
So i'm guessing...it's a trick question. Trolls don't know how to change lightbulbs!!How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?how many you're willing to get mad at.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?You got meHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?100 because there so stupidHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?Are they short trolls or tall trolls!How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?Three. One to try to make the New Lightbulb manifest upon the world and two to fail in stopping him.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?Just one - Edna Banbrick....cuz she's in the WORST CITY EVER - FLORIDA.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?10000 because every troll can not move and there would have to be 1 troll at the top with one arm sticking up and 1 twisterHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?depends on %26quot;watt%26quot; wattage the bulb is and %26quot;watt%26quot; the trolls are %26quot;wattching%26quot; at the time !How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to guard the bridge, one to change the bulb.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?you often wonder about this hey?please seek helpHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?None, the trolls like the dark!How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?when i knew some who worked on the motor way. i thought hey what a plug for Y/a...lolHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?How to get trolls to change your lightbulb:
well you convince trolls that you have a special job for them. Lie and say it'll save people's lives and make a big difference. Then when you have their trust take the little trolls and stack them up one by one up to the ceiling. You'll need alot depending how high it is to the lightbulb. Make sure the leader of the trolls is at the top. tell them to unscrew the bulb and drop it down for you to catch it. Toss the new one up so they can put that one in.
Caution: trolls are bad catchers so you might wanna keep back up lightbulbs just to make sure.
In a couple of hours, or days, you'll have a brand new, shiny lightbulb replaced by green little trolls. Enjoy!How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?None, cos they're too busy answering questions on this page.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?23 and a half
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One with the biggest feet to dangle upside down from the lightbulb - whilst one pedals in a circle on its trike...the rest of them trying to pat down their hair after the electric shock...heheHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?none... trolls can't change a lightbulb...How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?trolls don't change the lights as they have 'night vision'. this was a consequence of evaluation as it helped them to rampage, kill and gen rally have fun 24 hours a day
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How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?none cause trolls cant move, so they wouldnt be able to change the light bulb, trolls are just toys...How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?I think it would take an average of 50 because they would have to build the pyramid and have the last little dude climb up there.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?none....cause they're so dumb? IDKHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?One to change the lightbulb; nineteen to keep the pink flamingos from upsetting the ladder.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?zero....trolls are not realHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?twoHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?Zero. Trolls never do anything useful. They'd rather just complain about the dark.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?Trolls cannot change a lightbulb. They're too busy screaming for attention.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?more than one if the lighgt bulb is on the ceiling but i think they live in cave which dont have elecricity how sad... no wait they live under bridges.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?It depends on the type of lightbulb and how skillful the trolls are in their effortsHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?NONETROLLS DON'T BELONG TO THE LIGHT BULB CHANGING UNION
PIXIES ARE THE LIGHTBULB CHANGERSHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?12, if they build a pyramid. 11 if they stand on their tiptoes.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?Well trolls usually live under bridges.
Bridges don't usually have lightbulbs.
So i'm guessing...it's a trick question. Trolls don't know how to change lightbulbs!!How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?how many you're willing to get mad at.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?You got meHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?100 because there so stupidHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?Are they short trolls or tall trolls!How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?Three. One to try to make the New Lightbulb manifest upon the world and two to fail in stopping him.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?Just one - Edna Banbrick....cuz she's in the WORST CITY EVER - FLORIDA.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?10000 because every troll can not move and there would have to be 1 troll at the top with one arm sticking up and 1 twisterHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?depends on %26quot;watt%26quot; wattage the bulb is and %26quot;watt%26quot; the trolls are %26quot;wattching%26quot; at the time !How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to guard the bridge, one to change the bulb.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?you often wonder about this hey?please seek helpHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?None, the trolls like the dark!How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?when i knew some who worked on the motor way. i thought hey what a plug for Y/a...lolHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?How to get trolls to change your lightbulb:
well you convince trolls that you have a special job for them. Lie and say it'll save people's lives and make a big difference. Then when you have their trust take the little trolls and stack them up one by one up to the ceiling. You'll need alot depending how high it is to the lightbulb. Make sure the leader of the trolls is at the top. tell them to unscrew the bulb and drop it down for you to catch it. Toss the new one up so they can put that one in.
Caution: trolls are bad catchers so you might wanna keep back up lightbulbs just to make sure.
In a couple of hours, or days, you'll have a brand new, shiny lightbulb replaced by green little trolls. Enjoy!How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?None, cos they're too busy answering questions on this page.How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?23 and a half
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One with the biggest feet to dangle upside down from the lightbulb - whilst one pedals in a circle on its trike...the rest of them trying to pat down their hair after the electric shock...heheHow many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?none... trolls can't change a lightbulb...How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?trolls don't change the lights as they have 'night vision'. this was a consequence of evaluation as it helped them to rampage, kill and gen rally have fun 24 hours a day
How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it and one to film itHow many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?ooo thats funny but its rude
sure to get deletedHow many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?Sick. (Slightly humorous)How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?the only reason i am answering this question is to tell you that is sick...but i am sure i am not alone....How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb??????????????????How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?You don't have kids I assume - or do you you and are also screwing them????How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?ok...How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?maybe a little sick........but hey it's only a joke.......i hope!!!!!!!!!!!How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?Good...
7/10...How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?i think yahoo should have had this question removed as soon as it was posted ......
how sick can u get eh u wouldnt be telling tthis joke if it happened to somone in your family would yaHow many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?you have got a serious problem why do you keep asking these %26quot;jokes%26quot; not funny really offensiveovarian cyst cause share printer on 2 computers
sure to get deletedHow many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?Sick. (Slightly humorous)How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?the only reason i am answering this question is to tell you that is sick...but i am sure i am not alone....How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb??????????????????How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?You don't have kids I assume - or do you you and are also screwing them????How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?ok...How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?maybe a little sick........but hey it's only a joke.......i hope!!!!!!!!!!!How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?Good...
7/10...How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?i think yahoo should have had this question removed as soon as it was posted ......
how sick can u get eh u wouldnt be telling tthis joke if it happened to somone in your family would yaHow many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?you have got a serious problem why do you keep asking these %26quot;jokes%26quot; not funny really offensive
How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?
Sssssshhhhhhhh ! I can't tell you --- it's a secret !How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?A. After much research this tricky question can now be answered. It takes 20, as follows:
2 to complain that the light doesn't work.
1 to pass the problem to either another committee, the Temple Board or the Master of the Lodge.
3 to do a study on light in the Lodge.
2 to check out the types of lights the Knights of Columbus use.
3 to argue about it.
5 to plan a fund-raising dinner to raise money for the bulb.
2 to complain that %26quot;that's not the way we did it before.%26quot;
1 to borrow a ladder, donate the bulb and install it.
1 to order the brass memorial plate and have it inscribed.How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?That was just wrong, and stupid. The answer is one...How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?brilliant!!!How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?I'll know the answer only when I become the Master of the Lodge!!!.How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?i heard it was 3...
1 to change the bulb
1 to read the minutes of the last time the bulb was changed
1 to complain that that's not how we used to change the bulbHow many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?When you're a Freemason everything is done in the dark so there are no light bulbs to change.How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?It takes one to change it, but a group of old Freemasons will sit around and complain that things were much better with the OLD bulb.How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?i know there should be more than one because you will hear more than one voice, but you cant tell exactly how many because you will be blind-folded when you get inside the lodge
2 to complain that the light doesn't work.
1 to pass the problem to either another committee, the Temple Board or the Master of the Lodge.
3 to do a study on light in the Lodge.
2 to check out the types of lights the Knights of Columbus use.
3 to argue about it.
5 to plan a fund-raising dinner to raise money for the bulb.
2 to complain that %26quot;that's not the way we did it before.%26quot;
1 to borrow a ladder, donate the bulb and install it.
1 to order the brass memorial plate and have it inscribed.How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?That was just wrong, and stupid. The answer is one...How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?brilliant!!!How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?I'll know the answer only when I become the Master of the Lodge!!!.How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?i heard it was 3...
1 to change the bulb
1 to read the minutes of the last time the bulb was changed
1 to complain that that's not how we used to change the bulbHow many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?When you're a Freemason everything is done in the dark so there are no light bulbs to change.How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?It takes one to change it, but a group of old Freemasons will sit around and complain that things were much better with the OLD bulb.How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?i know there should be more than one because you will hear more than one voice, but you cant tell exactly how many because you will be blind-folded when you get inside the lodge
How many homophobes does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer to stay in the dark.How many homophobes does it take to change a lightbulb?Too true - that was funny but oh sooo true.How many homophobes does it take to change a lightbulb?lol nice.How many homophobes does it take to change a lightbulb?wow super funny...Im still thinking about the answer
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How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?
1. Me.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?none, the Light of God is eternalHow many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?2,One to change it,The other to say it was a %26quot;miracle %26quot; from %26quot;god%26quot;.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?12,
One to get the dangerous cult leader who preached peace crucified,
One to hold the lightbulb in place,
10 to lift the house up and spin it around.
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?none.
people just create a mythology about it 160 years later.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?12 but Jesus has to lead them to the light.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?7683456437856478526.2How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?OVER 9000How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?The same amount of of apostles as angels can dance on the head of a pin.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?Just one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?My friend....
that's blasphemous.
(I don't worship them as gods, but my God did choose them to lead his kingdom, so making them seem stupid in a joke to me is calling my God stupid for picking them to spread him to the world.)How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?None.
God will change it for them.
=]How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?None. Jesus is the Light and he doesn't need any help in that area.
Now spreading the Light, he needs everyone.
__________________
How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None.
They all believe there is no lightbulb - it doesn't existHow many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?2 and 1 pair of pants for the one on the ladder.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?. . . . . .
How come God doesn't change my lightbulbs, then?How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?none jesus can do itHow many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?Don't quit your day job, you aren't a stand-up commic.
Answer - none, they didn't have lightbulbs in Biblical times. Duh?
One to get the dangerous cult leader who preached peace crucified,
One to hold the lightbulb in place,
10 to lift the house up and spin it around.
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?none.
people just create a mythology about it 160 years later.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?12 but Jesus has to lead them to the light.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?7683456437856478526.2How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?OVER 9000How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?The same amount of of apostles as angels can dance on the head of a pin.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?Just one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?My friend....
that's blasphemous.
(I don't worship them as gods, but my God did choose them to lead his kingdom, so making them seem stupid in a joke to me is calling my God stupid for picking them to spread him to the world.)How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?None.
God will change it for them.
=]How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?None. Jesus is the Light and he doesn't need any help in that area.
Now spreading the Light, he needs everyone.
__________________
How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None.
They all believe there is no lightbulb - it doesn't existHow many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?2 and 1 pair of pants for the one on the ladder.How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?. . . . . .
How come God doesn't change my lightbulbs, then?How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?none jesus can do itHow many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?Don't quit your day job, you aren't a stand-up commic.
Answer - none, they didn't have lightbulbs in Biblical times. Duh?
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
none
they are on the dark side not the light sideHow many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?lol ermm i give upHow many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?7 - My Lucky Number So 7 Emos :PHow many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?We love the darkHow many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?Emo kids take the light bulbs out, and don't replace them...!How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?well 2 emos(one to do it,one to counsel the other one)
And at least 5 light bulbs cause the emos keep dropping them(every thing goes wrong in their life)
And you'd also need an adult to stop the emos eletriuting them self's with the light socket. =)How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?Twelve. One to change the bulb, and eleven to write crappy poetry about how dark the room used to be.How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?10 - 1 change the lightbulb and 9 cut themselves and just think%26quot;i hate that lightbulb...%26quot;How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?emo is the WORST steriotype!
cuz 'emos' cut themself cuz the dnt feel enough emotion!
duh!
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?it taked no emo kids to change a lightbulb cuz they like the dark not the light lol and no im not emo,,, im just a bit into punk but i dont cut myself whats wrong with ya!! lol so yeah the answer is 0How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?all the emo kids in the world + 1 norm kid whilst the norm kid fixing the light the emos are cuting themselvesHow many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?one who is not emoHow many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?5--one to screw it in--4 to turn him aroundwhat is web hosting how to deal with your ex
they are on the dark side not the light sideHow many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?lol ermm i give upHow many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?7 - My Lucky Number So 7 Emos :PHow many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?We love the darkHow many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?Emo kids take the light bulbs out, and don't replace them...!How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?well 2 emos(one to do it,one to counsel the other one)
And at least 5 light bulbs cause the emos keep dropping them(every thing goes wrong in their life)
And you'd also need an adult to stop the emos eletriuting them self's with the light socket. =)How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?Twelve. One to change the bulb, and eleven to write crappy poetry about how dark the room used to be.How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?10 - 1 change the lightbulb and 9 cut themselves and just think%26quot;i hate that lightbulb...%26quot;How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?emo is the WORST steriotype!
cuz 'emos' cut themself cuz the dnt feel enough emotion!
duh!
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?it taked no emo kids to change a lightbulb cuz they like the dark not the light lol and no im not emo,,, im just a bit into punk but i dont cut myself whats wrong with ya!! lol so yeah the answer is 0How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?all the emo kids in the world + 1 norm kid whilst the norm kid fixing the light the emos are cuting themselvesHow many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?one who is not emoHow many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?5--one to screw it in--4 to turn him around
How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?
Let's go ride our bikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do you know a more lame 'joke' than this?
worst one get ten points lolHow many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?!! :P !! LmAo! That was absolutely hilariou------- oh wow. look at the pretty dress. you know, i had one like that but in a different colour. It's pretty though. It reminds me of some of those interesting fabrics you'd find at a fabric store. You know the kind that sells all kinds of Artsy things? .... like fabric, buttons, beads .... speaking of beads, you know my friend went to Mardi Gras and said he got over 100 beads!! Now, what's the purpose of that? Beads i mean, not of going to Mardi Gras. I've never been to Mardi Gras, is it anything like Cinco de Mayo? like in terms of partying? Partying of the drinking sort, not like the birthday kind, although some birthday parties do have drinking most kids birthday parties don't. That's the kind i was meaning. Where there's cake and bouncy machine things and kids with bikes...... all kinds of bikes. Bikes.... oh, wait, did someone say they were going to ride bikes?
:P LmAo.....................
Phooey on the party poopers! I'M ADHD(ADD) and i thought the joke was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! It is SO true! ?br>
*edit* And Okay For the record : Add/Adhd is not a mental disorder or some kind of a disease!!! It's a different kind of brain wiring! Like in a similar way to Photographic memory or perfect pitch or synesthesia or dyslexia. It's simply a different method of learning based on brain functions. AND some (not all) people with ADD have extremely high IQ's!! Gosh, don't you people have access to books? Where do you live, under a rock? Go READ about it, then perhpas you might not be so ignorant in your answers! AND the joke was FUNNY. Why is it that mostly all of the ADD people got a laugh from it, but the non-multi-linear thinkers didn't? Hmmm.How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?i dont appreciate your sense of humor.How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?shut up rob if that is your real nameHow many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?Its not funny!How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?wow..... that isnt funnyHow many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?disorders and diseases are nothing to kid about. that wasn't funny.How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?I am literally laughing out loud! Thank you so much! :D
ETA - Oh, lighten up, people! Do you know anyone with ADD or ADHD? My son has ADHD and is a wonderful little boy, but this joke is so true, it's hysterical. Get a grip and stop being so P.C.How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?Dude that was mean. :'( Not funny.
Show some love to those kids.How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?Only one. But he does it 30 times.How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?I'd just like to say to all the negative answerers here, get a fekin sense of humour will you, not everything in life has to be serious - Jibe over -How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?An Irishman goes to buy a loaf of bread, propping his bicycle against the bakery window
The assistant asks %26quot;brown or white%26quot;
Irishman replies %26quot; No that's okay, I have my bike outside! %26quot;How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?This one works a little better in person:
I have a knock knock joke for you, but you have to start it.
Who's there?
I heard this one on some energy conservation commercial (or something), asked by one famous musician to another, but it's not quite lame:
Rock star A: How many groupies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Rock star B: Why would we want them to do that?
By the way, I have ADD and didn't find it offensive. It's okay to lighten up a little bit... no pun intended.How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?I don't know a worse joke than this, I always finish what IHow many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?I'm offended by that question,i know many children who suffer from disorders %26amp; i was diagnosed with an illness....u should try looking in the riddles %26amp; jokes section maybe there will be lame joke questions there %26amp; plz don't ask this question again....anyone with common sense would know why not to.
Edit: %26quot;bloodshotbiz%26quot; ur an @sshole!!!How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?What should you do if you come across a tiger?
Apologise and wipe it offHow many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?I have an attention deficit and I think it's funny. Who's really offended by that? It's a joke! (besides, I always wander off the point...)
do you know a more lame 'joke' than this?
worst one get ten points lolHow many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?!! :P !! LmAo! That was absolutely hilariou------- oh wow. look at the pretty dress. you know, i had one like that but in a different colour. It's pretty though. It reminds me of some of those interesting fabrics you'd find at a fabric store. You know the kind that sells all kinds of Artsy things? .... like fabric, buttons, beads .... speaking of beads, you know my friend went to Mardi Gras and said he got over 100 beads!! Now, what's the purpose of that? Beads i mean, not of going to Mardi Gras. I've never been to Mardi Gras, is it anything like Cinco de Mayo? like in terms of partying? Partying of the drinking sort, not like the birthday kind, although some birthday parties do have drinking most kids birthday parties don't. That's the kind i was meaning. Where there's cake and bouncy machine things and kids with bikes...... all kinds of bikes. Bikes.... oh, wait, did someone say they were going to ride bikes?
:P LmAo.....................
Phooey on the party poopers! I'M ADHD(ADD) and i thought the joke was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! It is SO true! ?br>
*edit* And Okay For the record : Add/Adhd is not a mental disorder or some kind of a disease!!! It's a different kind of brain wiring! Like in a similar way to Photographic memory or perfect pitch or synesthesia or dyslexia. It's simply a different method of learning based on brain functions. AND some (not all) people with ADD have extremely high IQ's!! Gosh, don't you people have access to books? Where do you live, under a rock? Go READ about it, then perhpas you might not be so ignorant in your answers! AND the joke was FUNNY. Why is it that mostly all of the ADD people got a laugh from it, but the non-multi-linear thinkers didn't? Hmmm.How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?i dont appreciate your sense of humor.How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?shut up rob if that is your real nameHow many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?Its not funny!How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?wow..... that isnt funnyHow many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?disorders and diseases are nothing to kid about. that wasn't funny.How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?I am literally laughing out loud! Thank you so much! :D
ETA - Oh, lighten up, people! Do you know anyone with ADD or ADHD? My son has ADHD and is a wonderful little boy, but this joke is so true, it's hysterical. Get a grip and stop being so P.C.How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?Dude that was mean. :'( Not funny.
Show some love to those kids.How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?Only one. But he does it 30 times.How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?I'd just like to say to all the negative answerers here, get a fekin sense of humour will you, not everything in life has to be serious - Jibe over -How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?An Irishman goes to buy a loaf of bread, propping his bicycle against the bakery window
The assistant asks %26quot;brown or white%26quot;
Irishman replies %26quot; No that's okay, I have my bike outside! %26quot;How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?This one works a little better in person:
I have a knock knock joke for you, but you have to start it.
Who's there?
I heard this one on some energy conservation commercial (or something), asked by one famous musician to another, but it's not quite lame:
Rock star A: How many groupies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Rock star B: Why would we want them to do that?
By the way, I have ADD and didn't find it offensive. It's okay to lighten up a little bit... no pun intended.How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?I don't know a worse joke than this, I always finish what IHow many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?I'm offended by that question,i know many children who suffer from disorders %26amp; i was diagnosed with an illness....u should try looking in the riddles %26amp; jokes section maybe there will be lame joke questions there %26amp; plz don't ask this question again....anyone with common sense would know why not to.
Edit: %26quot;bloodshotbiz%26quot; ur an @sshole!!!How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?What should you do if you come across a tiger?
Apologise and wipe it offHow many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?I have an attention deficit and I think it's funny. Who's really offended by that? It's a joke! (besides, I always wander off the point...)
How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Q: How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What's it's motivation?
Q: How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One.... if he can find it.
Q: How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One; the actor holds the lightbulb, and the world revolves around the actor...
Q: How many straight actors does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Both of them.
Q: What's black, crispy, and hangs from the ceiling?
A: An actor changing a light bulb!
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 5--one to screw in the bulb, and four to say how much better they could have done it.
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Doesn't the stage manager do that?
Q: How many radical feminist performance artists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to do it, and four to host a panel discussion of the political, social, and sexual ramifications of the lamp-changing.
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A finite number F. One to change it and F-1 to act in a stereotypical manner according to the part they're playing
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to stand on a chair and change it and one to say I wish I was up there !
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Depends on what is says in the script.
And a few of my own...
It doesn't matter as long as they all have Equity cards and are listed in the programme
How can you expect an actor to work in the dark, dahhling?
And some bonus extras...
Q: How do you get an actor off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: How do actors traditionally greet one another?
A: %26quot;Hi, nice to meet you, I'm better than you.%26quot;
Q: How many actors does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: Only three, if you slice them very thin.
Q: How can you tell when a plane is full of actors?
A: When the engine stops, the whining continues.How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?Dunno?How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?Ive heard this question many times before but with different people,
and I really don't get it!!!!
??????
Please Explain!How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?Two. One to screw in the bulb, one to screw up the lines..How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?None, they get their personal assistants to do it.How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?-1How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?A 1
a 2
a 1234How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?Five- one to climb the ladder and the other four to say that should have been me!
One to change it, and 99 to stand there and say 'I could have done it better.'
Just one. He stands there, and the world revolves around him.How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?Erm....five?How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?8 millionHow many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?They don't change light bulbs silly boy they have their people do it for them!!How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?just one, but he needs a director to tell him how to do itHow many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?The whole cast!How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?none- they all just act like they're going to change itHow many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?Five-- one to climb the ladder and the other four to say that should have been me!How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?Actors don't change lightbulbs, you have to be in the electricians union. It takes 3 electricians: one to change the bulb (except they call it a %26quot;lamp%26quot;), one to hold the ladder, and one to run the lightboard.
A: What's it's motivation?
Q: How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One.... if he can find it.
Q: How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One; the actor holds the lightbulb, and the world revolves around the actor...
Q: How many straight actors does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Both of them.
Q: What's black, crispy, and hangs from the ceiling?
A: An actor changing a light bulb!
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 5--one to screw in the bulb, and four to say how much better they could have done it.
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Doesn't the stage manager do that?
Q: How many radical feminist performance artists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to do it, and four to host a panel discussion of the political, social, and sexual ramifications of the lamp-changing.
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A finite number F. One to change it and F-1 to act in a stereotypical manner according to the part they're playing
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to stand on a chair and change it and one to say I wish I was up there !
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Depends on what is says in the script.
And a few of my own...
It doesn't matter as long as they all have Equity cards and are listed in the programme
How can you expect an actor to work in the dark, dahhling?
And some bonus extras...
Q: How do you get an actor off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: How do actors traditionally greet one another?
A: %26quot;Hi, nice to meet you, I'm better than you.%26quot;
Q: How many actors does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: Only three, if you slice them very thin.
Q: How can you tell when a plane is full of actors?
A: When the engine stops, the whining continues.How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?Dunno?How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?Ive heard this question many times before but with different people,
and I really don't get it!!!!
??????
Please Explain!How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?Two. One to screw in the bulb, one to screw up the lines..How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?None, they get their personal assistants to do it.How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?-1How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?A 1
a 2
a 1234How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?Five- one to climb the ladder and the other four to say that should have been me!
One to change it, and 99 to stand there and say 'I could have done it better.'
Just one. He stands there, and the world revolves around him.How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?Erm....five?How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?8 millionHow many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?They don't change light bulbs silly boy they have their people do it for them!!How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?just one, but he needs a director to tell him how to do itHow many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?The whole cast!How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?none- they all just act like they're going to change itHow many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?Five-- one to climb the ladder and the other four to say that should have been me!How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?Actors don't change lightbulbs, you have to be in the electricians union. It takes 3 electricians: one to change the bulb (except they call it a %26quot;lamp%26quot;), one to hold the ladder, and one to run the lightboard.
How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None they prefer walking around in the dark, and saying that light doesn't existHow many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?I liked your joke - shame when someone takes offense while strolling through the joke section.How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?they wouldnt change any bcos they dont believe that the light bulb is dead anyway. wat a sorry life not to believe in anything. i wonder if they believe that they exist. confusing isnt it.How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?ROFL. Like your id!!How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?There is proof that light exists.How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?Listen to me you bible bashing tosser, We only belive in real things light bulbs being included, not fairy tales such as religion.
I hate silly people like you.How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb? A whole congregation. They'd sit around holding hands praying for the divine to change it for them.
tit for tatHow many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?your an ***......How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?:o lolz
check this :
%26quot;Would you like a cup of coffee?%26quot;
%26quot;No, thanks. When I drink coffee I can't sleep.%26quot;
%26quot;Huhh, In my case it's the other way around. When I sleep I can't drink coffee.%26quot;
cheers! lolz hgday :)How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?i go with thay call me answer is perfectHow many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?As an atheist who works with lightbulbs (we call them 'lamps,' though,) I've got to say that this is not a very good joke.How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?well i like your joke,i think some people need to %26quot;lighten%26quot; up a bitHow many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?witth alot of thinking 1 of corseHow many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?you must be one of those who are blinded by the light . easily brain washed or what think for your self man
I hate silly people like you.How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb? A whole congregation. They'd sit around holding hands praying for the divine to change it for them.
tit for tatHow many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?your an ***......How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?:o lolz
check this :
%26quot;Would you like a cup of coffee?%26quot;
%26quot;No, thanks. When I drink coffee I can't sleep.%26quot;
%26quot;Huhh, In my case it's the other way around. When I sleep I can't drink coffee.%26quot;
cheers! lolz hgday :)How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?i go with thay call me answer is perfectHow many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?As an atheist who works with lightbulbs (we call them 'lamps,' though,) I've got to say that this is not a very good joke.How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?well i like your joke,i think some people need to %26quot;lighten%26quot; up a bitHow many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?witth alot of thinking 1 of corseHow many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?you must be one of those who are blinded by the light . easily brain washed or what think for your self man
How many Chuck Norris's does it take to change a lightbulb? ?
None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark!How many Chuck Norris's does it take to change a lightbulb? ?lol 2 one to screw in the lightbulb and the other one to beat the first guys azzHow many Chuck Norris's does it take to change a lightbulb? ?Eleventy eight...............lol..........How many Chuck Norris's does it take to change a lightbulb? ?bravo!
chuck norris, your tears can cure cancer...too bad you never cry! :DHow many Chuck Norris's does it take to change a lightbulb? ?NONE. People from all around come to change it for himHow many Chuck Norris's does it take to change a lightbulb? ?LMAO
chuck norris, your tears can cure cancer...too bad you never cry! :DHow many Chuck Norris's does it take to change a lightbulb? ?NONE. People from all around come to change it for himHow many Chuck Norris's does it take to change a lightbulb? ?LMAO
How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - they simply wait for the bulb to attain enlightenment on its own.How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?.How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?None: Zen masters are a light to themselves ;-)How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?Zen masters dont change light bulbsHow many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?Mu.
What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor?How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?One. Next question please.How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?None. There is no light bulb.How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?Three: one to screw it in, and one to screw it not in.How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?Only one, but the lightbulb must really want to change.How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?Three pounds of flax.How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?To Rico: make me one with everything.sky broadband sagem router wont connect how to breakup with someone
What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor?How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?One. Next question please.How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?None. There is no light bulb.How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?Three: one to screw it in, and one to screw it not in.How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?Only one, but the lightbulb must really want to change.How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?Three pounds of flax.How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?To Rico: make me one with everything.
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